Richard Garriott, creator of such games as Ultima and more regrettably Tabula Rasa, is launching a futile mission in October to bring 40 samples of DNA with him to the International Space Station.
Why is this mission futile? Read on!

Last week i went to the Phils v. Astros game. While walking through the Spectrum parking lot i saw some elephants looks totally bored and not stoked but i was still capitvated by their beauty. It’s quite a shame these majestic buddies are hanging out waiting to amuse the circus goers in the spectrum […]

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

“Friends, now is the time to calm the waves we have stirred.” said Marc Whitten, GM of Xbox Live, to his colleagues after weeks of his service being plagued by outages and inoperability. He continued, “We’re going to give them a free game, we’re going to give them Undertow.”

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Happy Halloween, my dear fun vampires. Here are some “horror” themed videos to check out.

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

Which do you think is more zombie-like? Which is the worse tattoo? Are the blanked-out eyes supposed to show that the guy is magical and mystical? I think it just makes them look dead and evil and sketchy, and really hungry for brains, which is not exactly the first thing that is supposed to come […]

During my spare time at work, I’ve been searching the web high and low for the most terrible, horrible, awful tattoos out there. I started a blog (awfultattoos.blogspot.com), realized I didn’t have enough time to update it daily, and have now moved to a snazzy new home at FV! To start off my posting here, […]

Bush: “They need to be eating U.S. beef! Its good for ‘em! They’ll like it!”

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

Free Tv and movies on the intarwebz!!!

In case you’ve been living on Omicron Persei 8 you’ve most likely heard of tv-links.co.uk. In case you haven’t we’re here to hook you up for one of the most crucial and FREE internet time wasters out there. Tv-links is an ad and donation run site that has a […]

Once again in the land of links my boy Ed has found a few goodies. I want to share this gem from Larry Carlson. It’s a bunch of trippy flash work and mushroom psychedelic zombie loops. from his site: “The gate way to the other dimensions are open again! Turn up the volume !Turn […]

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

FV recently e-sat down for an interview with this youtube legend. Whether you’re an old fan or an ignorant loser, read on to get the inside track and catch the videos.

I only heard the Rapture once, i guess about 7 years ago at the Rotunda in West Philly. A friend thought i would like them, they were mistaken and i fucking hated them and sat outside oogling cute chicks instead. But for all i know they’ve improved with time or you kids like this garbage. […]

So philly weekly told you where you can get your dope, but I gotta suck some of the fun outta that high. Compare those spots to this map of murders in 2006. Those corners are in some dangerous neighborhoods! Why’s it gotta be so hard to get some H? Hook those fools up in a […]

Laxsmi (b&w)and Sita (brown) battle for queen of the living room

After switching their food to a more energy-riffic formula my stupid rescued animals could not stop playing last night. behold the devil truly is inside Sita as shown in the pictures after the woof.