In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

Our friend O.B . hooked us up with some awesome Mummers pics that he flicked while watching the rain delayed parade on New Years Day - including one of a guy with a tattoo on his back that says ‘Mummers Forever.’ That’s some hardcore dedication!

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

Yo, you know how like every band or artists or whoever is always like “Anytime people are writing or talking about you it is good publicity!”  Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Check it, Philly writer moves to NYC and then has nothing to write about New York-wise for the New York Times so she writes about Philly being the 6th Borough (and […]

The internet has been boiling over with poop excitement since the free diy record label poibella released its debut album, compoi0. The album is free to download and contains 29 banging and semi-banging tracks from a variety of “artists.” Poibella plans to release several solo albums this year (also free) and then compoi1 next summer. […]

So somehow I wound up being a theoretical mathematician. It’s a pretty good life thus far but what is it good for? Well, math pays my bills and that aint bad… But there’s alot more than that. Check this video of mad genious Timothy Gowers for a glimpse and, if you’re still awake afterwards, check […]

I kinda feel bad for the “Cracker” sporting the small ball sack who pulls up at a stoplight next to the obvious “Alpha Cracker” with his GIANT BALL SACK dangling from his trailer hitch! What an awkward life moment. Maybe he can counter by painting his ball sack to look like brass balls and add […]

“Just leave it. we got it.” Yes, this is the motto for the shit pioneers of Sprinkle Brigade. Established in 2005, Sprinkle Brigade is a group of basement dwellers with a sick, but humorous affection for fecal matter. As stated on the site, their mission is to put a shit-eating grin on all of the […]

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

Our pals Chrischarge, Mini Rich and Mike Quinn tipped us that Morrissey stopping into Tattooed Mom’s for a drink last night. Word on the street is that the evening involved some faux mingling, some fan snubbing, some pushing and shoving and other drama!  It’s stuff like this that makes Philly my favorite place and Chrischarge […]

Pagan Babies took the stage (along with McRad, FOD, YDI and Decontrol) again after a brief 18 year hiatus to bless us with their distinct brand of hardcore one more time. Now if you’re too young to remember, I’ll fill you in……

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

It’s hard to suck with weak lungs. That’s why I’m happy to announce the foundation of the Vampire Fitness Klub. We’re gonna start with some summer runs. Use this gmap-pedometer to plan your trip. It’ll tell you how far you’re going and what kinda hills you’re going over. Start runnin, suckahs. I’m getting ready for […]

Yeah we know we’ve been a little slow lately and today is no different. We hate monday’s as much as the next guy, plus we’re all working stiffs. So since we’re either busy or lazy why don’t you, dear reader, tell us something? Give us a tip, tell us what you want more of, less […]

A few years ago, jae kwon invited me to join a mixcdclub. What’s that you ask? Find 11 losers friends. Assign a month to each friend and take one for yourself. If you have months left over or you ran out of months too soon, then you fucked up. Otherwise, each person sends a mixcd […]

In a landmark decision, the Supreme fucking Court decided that a high school student has NO RIGHT to publically display a “Bong Hits for Jesus” banner. Apparently, the implicit advocation of smoking weed is sooooo terrible that it overrides any concerns about Freedom of Speech or Freedom of Religion.
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 This past Saturday we cold got ill. Thanks to everyone that came out to Still Ill at the M-Room. I hope you all had fun. I had a blast and I think that I’m still hung over.
Extra special thanks to Steve M-Room, Alex and Hans for the flyers, Maiken, Mike The Soundguy, NJ, the bartenders, C. […]

Cacia’s Bakery + Italiano’s Water ice, a match made in heaven

Those of us that live and work in South Philly all have our favorite places to get our eat on. There are so many amazing little places and everyone has their special spots. Today i’ll share with you 2 of my absolutely […]