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A Serious School Shooting Incident Response Game

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

Tags: gaming · destruction · alien · video games · fascism · crazy fucks · breaking news · bad parenting · cops · murder · wtf is this · vice · totally fucked · awesome parenting · u mad · realism · big brother · holy shit

Call of Duty Naming Contest

June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

As more and more details about the upcoming Treyarch game, CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR, emerge, a number of fans are left wondering what those crazy devs are thinking. Since the Great War that gave us the Greatest Generation keeps trying again and again to give us a Great Game AND to […]

Tags: history · nerdery · hardcore · dystopia · contest · alien · video games · free stuff · fanboyism · xbox 360 · poopaganda · wtf is this · hedgehogs · call of duty · WW2

Clockcleaner Are Ready To Fight

May 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Wednesday, Philadelphia heavy hitters Clockcleaner played a show in Brooklyn with The Dustheads and the reunited Midwest hardcore legends Negative Approach. I missed the show but word is that it was pretty epic. The ‘Cleaner are no strangers when it comes to pulling epic pranks but it’s pretty safe to say that Negative Approach […]

Tags: music · indie rock · noise · hardcore · free music · philadelphia · MP3s · punk · new york · boots&braces · whatwedoissecret · wtf is this · u mad

SSD Reunion Shows? So Much For Sticking Together Like Glue…

May 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The 2006 documentary film American Hardcore does a decent job of telling the story of the rise and fall of the first wave of hardcore bands. One interesting segment in the movie occurs when the film makers gets all the original members from the Boston hardcore band Society System Decontrol back in the same room together. […]

Tags: punk history · music · lifestyle · hardcore · punk · legend · stupid · ripoff · U.S. beef · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · u mad

Old Media Vs. New Media

May 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

 
 Oh man. I kinda feel guilty even posting this but it’s an interesting trainwreck to watch. The other night on HBO’s Costas Now, Bob had a roundtable discussion with Buzz Bissinger - the award winning author (Friday Night Lights) and former reporter for the Chicago Tribune and the Philadelphia Inquirer and Deadspin.com founder/editor/blogger Will Leitch and Cleveland Browns […]

Tags: sports · television · brats · awkward · wtf is this

Behold, The Mosh Tree!

April 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Remember last week when we told you about how seriously out-of-control fun the outdoor Paint It Black show was at Sailor Jerry in Philly? Remember the pics and video of kids doing full on dives out of a tree into the crowd? Well, wouldn’t you know that the Mosh Tree has a myspace profile.

Tags: lifestyle · hardcore · philadelphia · punk · whatwedoissecret · something weird · wtf is this · cute · insanity

The (Cupcake) Cult

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Have you ever wondered to yourself “What do you think The Cult’s Ian Astbury has been up to lately? Do you think he likes cupcakes??”
 Sometimes I wonder about things like that…

Tags: food · love · sweets · music videos · awkward · something weird · wtf is this · video

Philebrity Get Pranked By Clockcleaner Member And Then Sic Lawyer On Him?

February 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

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Donuts, Coffee, Mustache Wax. Donuts, Coffee, Mustache Wax. Donuts, Coffee, Mustache Wax.

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s a slow day at the FV office. Why don’t you grab a donut and learn from CNN about what goes through the mind of a police officer.
P.S. - Fuck ‘em!

Tags: case of the mondays · cops · brains · wtf is this

Scientist Valentines!

February 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Yes! Our friend Pat tipped us about these cool scientist nerd Valentines and we’ve got to agree with him - nothing says “I love you” like Marie Curie. If you are silly enough to hate the french then you are gonna need some other options, right? How about…

Tags: art&design · science · nerdery · love · something weird · wtf is this

Fashion Week Faux Pas - DKNY Rip Off Memorials to Killed Bike Riders

February 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s fashion week in New York. I was shocked to read on fashionindie that, in a baffling display of crass co-option, fashion label DKNY have been locking these bright orange bikes to poles at various locations in Manhattan. That would be a great way of getting peoples attention except

Tags: fashion · bikes · new york · stupid · awkward · ripoff · memorial · something weird · wtf is this

We’re Number One!

January 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Finally, we’re number one at something - and that something is the Number One American Sports Mascot as reported by Forbes.com

Tags: art&design · inspiration · animals · philadelphia · dumb animals · fanboyism · Phillies · yokels · wtf is this · Baseball · insanity

More Pics of Mummer Madness

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Our friend O.B . hooked us up with some awesome Mummers pics that he flicked while watching the rain delayed parade on New Years Day - including one of a guy with a tattoo on his back that says ‘Mummers Forever.’ That’s some hardcore dedication!

Tags: photos · inspiration · philadelphia · booze · South Philly · youz · da neighbahood · awkward · yokels · something weird · wtf is this · space is the place · insanity · mummers

As If Dating A Q102 DJ Isn’t Punishment Enough

December 17th, 2007 · 2 Comments

All you have to do is look somewhat attractive, stay out of trouble and read the goddamned news off of a teleprompter. It can’t be that hard, right? WRONG! Bikini-pic emailing CBS3 reporter Alycia Lane has fucked up before but she’s probably never fucked up this much! The cover of the New York […]

Tags: unemployment · people · curses · douchebags · philadelphia · egomania · crazy fucks · cops · losers · rumor mill · famous idiots · something weird · wtf is this · totally fucked

Bloated Philly Government Agency That Nobody Likes Gets Television Spotlight

December 11th, 2007 · No Comments

This is kind of insane.  Yesterday, A&E announced the Jan. 8 premiere of Parking Wars a 20-episode series that looks at the men and women who, depending on your point of view, either help keep our streets clear or make our lives miserable -  the ticket-writers, booters and tow-truck drivers of the Philadelphia Parking Authority.
My favorite […]

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Because Track Bikes Suck

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Fixed Push, motherfucker!

Tags: guides · lifestyle · movies · injuries · bikes · douchebags · retards · stupid · PSA · awkward · whatwedoissecret · internetz · wtf is this · totally fucked · insanity

Clockcleaner Score a Mighty 7.9 on the Pitchfork Hype Meter

December 6th, 2007 · No Comments

I think that it’s probably no secret that I really do think that Clockcleaner are one of (if not thee) best bands that the City of Brotherly Love has to offer. And, while I have mixed feelings about the perceived power of the Pitchforkmedia website, I was pretty excited to see Clockcleaner’s Load Records debut - Babylon […]

Tags: news · DIY · indie rock · hardcore · people · destruction · philadelphia · punk · legend · fanboyism · whatwedoissecret · internet · wtf is this

Philadelphia Weekend Picks!

November 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Goddamn it, I’m so tired from travelling and eating and more travelling and drinking and more eating that this installment of The Best Shit In Philly listings are going to be pretty bare bones. I think that I’m still drunk on Tofurkey…

Tags: hip hop · music · DIY · indie rock · events · dancing · philadelphia · booze · free stuff · calendar · weekend picks · wtf is this · beer

Indie band Z’s Get Made Fun of by Howard Stern

November 12th, 2007 · 4 Comments

This is kind of next level - this avant-weirdo indie noise band Z’s and their label, Planaria, sent The Howard Stern Show some music and Howard and the gang not only played the music on the air but pretty much goofed on the band the entire time! You couldn’t ask for better coverage. Supposedly, Stern […]

Tags: music · indie rock · noise · new york · legend · awkward · fanboyism · losers · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · insanity

If You Still Think Swastikas Are Cool…

October 28th, 2007 · 4 Comments

You’re a goddamned idiot but boy do we have a handbag for you.

Tags: streetwear · art&design · fashion · dystopia · douchebags · packaging · fascism · stupid · awkward · losers · something weird · wtf is this · oh fuck! · politically correct · totally fucked