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Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Maibock

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Happy May Day. Go out and celebrate the workers of the world (if you’re really into Propaghandi) or Walpurgisnacht (if you prefer Sabbath). Either way, drink a Maibock.
Think of Maibock as sort of the traditional German equivalent of malt liquor. It’s light in color and body, sweet and dangerously high in alcohol. Unlike malt liquor, […]

Tags: food · booze · drugs · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · geeks · yuppievampires

Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Last Call For Hop Wallop

April 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Every week, Young, Dumb and Full of Beer will highlight a different beer. Sometimes it will highlight a couple of beers. Usually they will be local, since Philly has some of the best breweries in the country, but sometimes I will throw in a beer from elsewhere. It will be nerdy, but hopefully approachable, even […]

Tags: food · philadelphia · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · yuppievampires

Introducing: Young, Dumb and Full of Beer

April 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments


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Fun Vampires Quest For Vegetarian Grub At A Phillies Game

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Last night was the Phil’s first night game of the season. I was excited to sample all of the new vegan/vegetarian food options at the game. It was a sell out crowd at Citizens Bank Park and things were absolutely out of control crazy before I even got into the ballpark.

Tags: sports · veganism · philadelphia · South Philly · Phillies · vampire food · Baseball · stadium · citizens bank park · vegan · vegetarian

Phillie Phanatic - Still Vegan!

March 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I’ve admitted as much on here before but it bears repeating - I care more about gross ballpark food than I do about baseball. We were thrilled when Citizens Bank Park offered up some amazing vegetarian options last year. But when Hans FV went to a game to investigate, he was let down. Never one […]

Tags: sports · veganism · philadelphia · South Philly · addiction · fanboyism · Phillies · vampire food · Baseball · stadium · south philadelphia

Philadelphia Inquirer Article or Article from a Fanzine?

November 20th, 2007 · No Comments

The Philadelphia Inquirer, in an article that could have been ripped from a punk rock fanzine circa 1992, asks: Can meat-eaters and vegetarians get along?
“This is the time of year we place a cooked brown carcass on the table, then reach inside its body cavity and scoop out powerfully odoriferous items that people are expected […]

Tags: food · lifestyle · hardcore · recipes · veganism · philadelphia · dumb animals · music videos · awkward · vampire food · something weird · politically correct

Philadelphia Breeds Army of Baby Goths

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

I don’t think being a ‘goth‘ is that weird.  I don’t even think that being the parent of a small child and still enjoying music and ‘culture’ that you’ve always enjoyed is that weird.  I mean, hey, I listen to some pretty out there music on a daily basis and I think that I’m a pretty normal guy and […]

Tags: news · music · lifestyle · nerdery · people · mummies · philadelphia · alien · brats · awkward · whatwedoissecret · vampire food · wtf is this

Real Men Cut Their Steaks With Their Schwartz Ring

September 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Tags: gadgets · food · animals · blood · dumb animals · crazy fucks · vampire food · brains · U.S. beef · space balls · peta · lasers · instructions

Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel Review

August 17th, 2007 · 14 Comments

In keeping with our theme this week of video game nerdiness, I decided to search out the Mountain Dew® Limited Edition Halo® 3 Game Fuel(tm) and give it a scientific groping and tasting. Then of course we needed to ruin your day by making you read about it. Proceed with caution, Master Chief and Caffeine […]

Tags: gaming · celebrity crushes · South Philly · time wasting · addiction · fanboyism · candy · taste bud rape · vampire food · xbox 360

Vampire Food: Mack and Manco Pizza

August 7th, 2007 · 39 Comments

Being the Pizza Nazi that I am, a trip to the Jersey Shore is never complete with out a stop at Ocean City’s “World Famous” Mack and Manco Pizza. After a full day of frying my skin and being pummeled by Dirty Jerz’s righteous waves nothing quite caps a trip to the shore better than […]

Tags: food · cheap eats · addiction · pizza the hutt · pizza zombie · pizza face · taste bud rape · new jersey · vampire food