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SSD Reunion Shows? So Much For Sticking Together Like Glue…

May 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The 2006 documentary film American Hardcore does a decent job of telling the story of the rise and fall of the first wave of hardcore bands. One interesting segment in the movie occurs when the film makers gets all the original members from the Boston hardcore band Society System Decontrol back in the same room together. […]

Tags: punk history · music · lifestyle · hardcore · punk · legend · stupid · ripoff · U.S. beef · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · u mad

Philebrity Get Pranked By Clockcleaner Member And Then Sic Lawyer On Him?

February 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

Tags: news · DIY · indie rock · people · douchebags · philadelphia · punk · egomania · dumb animals · retards · bitches · awkward · losers · yokels · U.S. beef · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · divorce · oh fuck! · totally fucked · u mad · philadelphia legends

House 33 Hatemail “i know mad people in the industry”

November 5th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Our main man and sometimes FV contributor DES is one of the peeps at House 33. He sent me an email the other day from a very unhappy and hilarious customer detailing what was wrong with his purchase and what he was going to do for revenge. I was praying the House 33 demigods would […]

Tags: streetwear · art&design · U.S. beef · u mad · gold fronts

Lawyer Drives Stake Through Vampiric Band’s Claim That He Ripped Them Off

November 1st, 2007 · 1 Comment

Remember last week when I posted that the now-defunct Philadelphia Vampire-core band Ink & Dagger had claimed, via a Myspace bulletin, that their lawyer hadn’t paid any of the bands winnings in a suit against Microsoft to the estate of their deceased singer Sean McCabe? Well, the lawyer in question got in touch with us […]

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Real Men Cut Their Steaks With Their Schwartz Ring

September 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Tags: gadgets · food · animals · blood · dumb animals · crazy fucks · vampire food · brains · U.S. beef · space balls · peta · lasers · instructions

The New War On Terror: The Undead!!!

August 16th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Bush: “They need to be eating U.S. beef! Its good for ‘em! They’ll like it!”

Tags: monsters · zombies · douchebags · blood · crazy fucks · breaking news · brains · U.S. beef · terror