I’m stoked that the Somali Pirates have been kicking so much ass lately. First they gank a boatload of Russian tanks probably headed for Sudanian Genocidelandia. Now they’ve hijacked a Saudi oil tanker. Elsewhere, they’re freeing Japanese hostages and collecting yen booty!!!

I poindextered this video from god plays dice. Not too long ago they had a sweet article on optimizing your baby mama/daddy. Math on.

The writers strike is over. They kinda settled for a deal that isn’t so great. Whatevs. I’m just glad that the strike’s over so we can get back to hilarious new episodes of our favorite television shows.

All you have to do is look somewhat attractive, stay out of trouble and read the goddamned news off of a teleprompter. It can’t be that hard, right? WRONG! Bikini-pic emailing CBS3 reporter Alycia Lane has fucked up before but she’s probably never fucked up this much! The cover of the New York […]

Cue that Amebix record: Remember a while back when two train hoppin’, soap dodgin’, circle-that-A types stomped another punk rocker to death on the roof of a West Philly squat and then hightailed it out of town before the long arm of the law could nab them? Well, guess what…they got CAUGHT!

OK i lied. My main man Dennis Kucinich is putting his interns up for adoption to help fund his fledgling campaign. Even though the man is the sanest person on the Democratic ticket with the best ideas he is also the man with the non-white-soundingest name, has a peace symbol in his logo and is […]

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

Again our main man Ed has hooked us up via email with bunch of links (which is good because someone has been slacking). Among them was this gem which is right up the FV alley. Replate.org is a place, nay a movement that is very simple. Don’t waste your food homies. Got some leftovers? Put […]

I only heard the Rapture once, i guess about 7 years ago at the Rotunda in West Philly. A friend thought i would like them, they were mistaken and i fucking hated them and sat outside oogling cute chicks instead. But for all i know they’ve improved with time or you kids like this garbage. […]

So philly weekly told you where you can get your dope, but I gotta suck some of the fun outta that high. Compare those spots to this map of murders in 2006. Those corners are in some dangerous neighborhoods! Why’s it gotta be so hard to get some H? Hook those fools up in a […]

Money makes the world go round or stated much more eloquently by the Wu Tang Clan, “cash rules everything around me”. Well, as instructed by the philosophy of C.R.E.A.M., I am no exception and must “get the money”. Having no traditional means of income i.e., an employer, this can pose as somewhat of an obstacle. […]

I was going to write up a traditional video game review of 2K Sports newest baseball release, MLB 2K7 but realized that when talking about sports it is internet law that all content must be supplied in Top Ten lists. So I’ll provide you all with my top 10 favorite and least favorite moments […]

First, I would like to apologize about my absence. I (like fellow author Samuel Venuti) am no longer gainfully employed. But this was a choice I have made on my own. You see… I am a graphic designer.

A couple months ago a woman from Ann Arbor Michigan decided she was going to attempt to live a simpler life for 30 days. “Retro Girl” as she is known, decided she would only use technologies available from the year of our Lord 1949 and before and then tell the intranets all about it on […]

Skynet Darpa has let slip through it’s fingers the new prosthetic arm project it’s been working on with Dean Kamen, of Segway fame. Details are sparse but the internet is going apeshit over the future limb replacement that promises movement AND FEELING. Darpa is totally stoked that they can now tell prospective soldiers not […]