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A Serious School Shooting Incident Response Game

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

Tags: gaming · destruction · alien · video games · fascism · crazy fucks · breaking news · bad parenting · cops · murder · wtf is this · vice · totally fucked · awesome parenting · u mad · realism · big brother · holy shit

Age of Conan - First Impressions - The Saga of Mmhrnmhm

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Age of Conan went live last week, and I couldn’t help but see how it compared to Funcom’s last MMORPG offering: Anarchy Online. I just got it yesterday; follow the jump to read my impressions.

Tags: monsters · hermitude · video games · robots · awkward · fanboyism · laziness · fantasy · wizards · Lebanon · yo joe · money · u mad · n00bz · RIP · d20 · fresh prince · nightlife · mmorpgs · barbarians · conan

Clockcleaner Are Ready To Fight

May 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Wednesday, Philadelphia heavy hitters Clockcleaner played a show in Brooklyn with The Dustheads and the reunited Midwest hardcore legends Negative Approach. I missed the show but word is that it was pretty epic. The ‘Cleaner are no strangers when it comes to pulling epic pranks but it’s pretty safe to say that Negative Approach […]

Tags: music · indie rock · noise · hardcore · free music · philadelphia · MP3s · punk · new york · boots&braces · whatwedoissecret · wtf is this · u mad

SSD Reunion Shows? So Much For Sticking Together Like Glue…

May 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The 2006 documentary film American Hardcore does a decent job of telling the story of the rise and fall of the first wave of hardcore bands. One interesting segment in the movie occurs when the film makers gets all the original members from the Boston hardcore band Society System Decontrol back in the same room together. […]

Tags: punk history · music · lifestyle · hardcore · punk · legend · stupid · ripoff · U.S. beef · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · u mad

Unrepentant

May 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

Tags: travel · chetrasho · thieves · cars · destruction · brats · legend · dumb animals · stupid · breaking news · travellers · bad parenting · cops · balls · money · awesome parenting · u mad · no arms no legs · trucks · real cigarettes · sami

Putting the Vill(i)an in Villanova With Illegal Downloads

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments

The record industry is crumbling. The RIAA is sueing people for illegally downloading music. College kids don’t care about things like that, though. They just wanna be able to excercise their god-given right to download illegal Dave Matthews Band cds in peace.
At Villanova University, students illegally downloading stuff has gotten so out of hand that […]

Tags: brats · internet · downloads · u mad

Ed Rendell Equates College Kids Stoked On Obama With Jonestown Massacre

April 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

I always thought that PA Governor Ed Rendell seemed like a pretty cool guy but a recent Huffington Post article (posted before Hillary Clinton’s “big” win in Pennsylvania) shows the ex mayor of Philadelphia acting like a salty old baby to a small group of college kids.

Tags: politics · people · philadelphia · awkward · election · u mad

FV Mullen Contest: Home of the Free on Lockdown!!!

February 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

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Philebrity Get Pranked By Clockcleaner Member And Then Sic Lawyer On Him?

February 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

Tags: news · DIY · indie rock · people · douchebags · philadelphia · punk · egomania · dumb animals · retards · bitches · awkward · losers · yokels · U.S. beef · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · divorce · oh fuck! · totally fucked · u mad · philadelphia legends

We’re Gonna Have A TV Party Tonight

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

The writers strike is over. They kinda settled for a deal that isn’t so great. Whatevs. I’m just glad that the strike’s over so we can get back to hilarious new episodes of our favorite television shows.

Tags: unemployment · television · new york · class warfare · los angeles · time wasting · TV · u mad · USA USA USA

Dangerous: Undertow (Xbox 360)

February 7th, 2008 · No Comments

“Friends, now is the time to calm the waves we have stirred.” said Marc Whitten, GM of Xbox Live, to his colleagues after weeks of his service being plagued by outages and inoperability. He continued, “We’re going to give them a free game, we’re going to give them Undertow.”

Tags: gaming · curses · zombies · video games · free stuff · time wasting · freeganism · xbox 360 · XBLA · totally fucked · u mad

Bloated Philly Government Agency That Nobody Likes Gets Television Spotlight

December 11th, 2007 · No Comments

This is kind of insane.  Yesterday, A&E announced the Jan. 8 premiere of Parking Wars a 20-episode series that looks at the men and women who, depending on your point of view, either help keep our streets clear or make our lives miserable -  the ticket-writers, booters and tow-truck drivers of the Philadelphia Parking Authority.
My favorite […]

Tags: violence · douchebags · philadelphia · fascism · stupid · TV · awkward · cops · wtf is this · u mad

Poofinga Presentz: Weezy F. Baby

December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Lil Wayne’s been fucking shit up lately. Since his last “official” release “Tha Carter II”, dude’s dropped an insane number of mixtapes: freestyles, remixes, live tracks and collabs. Many are available for free on the interweb but sometimes they have ads edited over the music, “YOU JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY AN […]

Tags: hip hop · music · weed · chetrasho · celebrity crushes · dystopia · people · free music · mixtape · mathematics · MP3s · da hood · motorcycles · drugs · legend · free stuff · poopaganda · tats · brains · mancrush · almost free music · downloads · money · u mad · gold fronts

House 33 Hatemail “i know mad people in the industry”

November 5th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Our main man and sometimes FV contributor DES is one of the peeps at House 33. He sent me an email the other day from a very unhappy and hilarious customer detailing what was wrong with his purchase and what he was going to do for revenge. I was praying the House 33 demigods would […]

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