Who knew that lunch could be this awesome? After the jump, more incredibly nerdy bento boxes.

Get with the program and check this new graffiti animation by blu. It’s a few steps beyond your average tag….

I poindextered this video from god plays dice. Not too long ago they had a sweet article on optimizing your baby mama/daddy. Math on.

If I had a lot of money to kill I would probably turn into Donna Hutchings and buy 2342398 rad X-Files collectibles. Apparently this picture shows 50% of her collection.
Even crazier nerd collections after the jump.

The writers strike is over. They kinda settled for a deal that isn’t so great. Whatevs. I’m just glad that the strike’s over so we can get back to hilarious new episodes of our favorite television shows.

“Friends, now is the time to calm the waves we have stirred.” said Marc Whitten, GM of Xbox Live, to his colleagues after weeks of his service being plagued by outages and inoperability. He continued, “We’re going to give them a free game, we’re going to give them Undertow.”

Paramount Pictures has confirmed that a “G.I. Joe” film will begin production in February and is scheduled for a release in summer 2009! Don’t drop your trousers too fast though…G.I. Joe will become an acronym for “Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity” — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys (please be Cobra). […]

This weekend pretty much has something for everyone. You’ve got your indie-rock nerd shows, your dance-til-you-puke DJ events, your Mexican wrestling, your eternal salvation and enlightenment…you get the idea.

Yo! Mtv Raps was probably the best show to ever air on Mtv. Puma is coming out with some limited edition Yo! Mtv Raps Clydes.  Actually, I think that they debuted some Forever Fresh Yo! Mtv Raps x Puma Clydes last year and now they are teaming up again to drop six new pairs.  I […]

Mother goes shopping at the push of a button while Father pays the bills on his counterpart console. Electronic correspondence machines allow people to communicate all over the world. The Video screen keeps you up to date on the Zombie rebellion in NYC. Will wonders ever cease?

I’m revealing a bit more of my inner nerd than I’d like but there was a time when I, if asked about a particular band, could rattle off all the “ex-members of ” stats and side projects connected to the band, including all one off releases and joke bands. Certainly not that nerdy in […]

I kinda feel bad for the “Cracker” sporting the small ball sack who pulls up at a stoplight next to the obvious “Alpha Cracker” with his GIANT BALL SACK dangling from his trailer hitch! What an awkward life moment. Maybe he can counter by painting his ball sack to look like brass balls and add […]

In keeping with our theme this week of video game nerdiness, I decided to search out the Mountain Dew® Limited Edition Halo® 3 Game Fuel(tm) and give it a scientific groping and tasting. Then of course we needed to ruin your day by making you read about it. Proceed with caution, Master Chief and Caffeine […]

In continuation of my slacking I have to confess that I am leaving on a 10 hour car drive in less than 24 hours.  Even so, I got those picks for ya…

When I was a little tyke, one Christmas my parents saw fit to bestow upon me a record player. A real one too. Along with all the requisite Disney albums and other such kiddie fare they periodically supplied me with 45’s and singles of current chart toppers. Your Nena’s “99 Red Ballons” (b/w 99 Luftballons […]

Once again Labuda has skirted his duties as the weekend advisor so I’ here to ruin all your fun once again with the Hermit Edition®. Tonight is first friday but guess what, I don’t care! I’m certainly not going to cram myself into the tiny sidewalks and galleries of Olde City along with the […]

In 1990 I was in 6th grade and my older sister bought Depeche Mode’s Violator. I universally despised nearly everything my sister liked and assumed this wold be no different. I was wrong. I would never admit it, but more than once I snuck into her room to borrow that cassette.

Believe it or not this is a true fucking story! The former Soviet pinko commie Union has planted their flag on the sea floor at the north pole. They’re making a land grab because they want the dead dinosaur goop that most likely is chilling (har har) down there and just waiting to be turned […]

Mondays can be hard. Walk it out with this illness.

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…