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Entries Tagged as 'taste bud rape'

Don’t F*#k with My Chocolate

November 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I first read about this in the Sept 2007 issue of Smithsonian Magazine. The article was about a device called a molinillo, which is basically a fancy stick used to stir chocolate drinks. Anyways, the article talks a little bit about the history of chocolate and how the world’s changing and people buy chocolate in […]

Tags: food · politics · dystopia · douchebags · packaging · sweets · ripoff · candy · taste bud rape · big brother

Finally, Disposable Flasks

August 23rd, 2007 · 4 Comments

Pocket Shots has created the hard liquor lover’s equivelant to boxed wine. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tags: lifestyle · injuries · booze · gluten free · drugs · addiction · taste bud rape

Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel Review

August 17th, 2007 · 14 Comments

In keeping with our theme this week of video game nerdiness, I decided to search out the Mountain Dew® Limited Edition Halo® 3 Game Fuel(tm) and give it a scientific groping and tasting. Then of course we needed to ruin your day by making you read about it. Proceed with caution, Master Chief and Caffeine […]

Tags: gaming · celebrity crushes · South Philly · time wasting · addiction · fanboyism · candy · taste bud rape · vampire food · xbox 360

Vampire Food: Mack and Manco Pizza

August 7th, 2007 · 39 Comments

Being the Pizza Nazi that I am, a trip to the Jersey Shore is never complete with out a stop at Ocean City’s “World Famous” Mack and Manco Pizza. After a full day of frying my skin and being pummeled by Dirty Jerz’s righteous waves nothing quite caps a trip to the shore better than […]

Tags: food · cheap eats · addiction · pizza the hutt · pizza zombie · pizza face · taste bud rape · new jersey · vampire food