So somehow I wound up being a theoretical mathematician. It’s a pretty good life thus far but what is it good for? Well, math pays my bills and that aint bad… But there’s alot more than that. Check this video of mad genious Timothy Gowers for a glimpse and, if you’re still awake afterwards, check […]

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

payback’s a bitch, they say. and other times it’s getting kidnapped and making a videotaped confession that you are gay while you have a dildo up your ass (i was going to say, “under duress” but i think the dildo in the ass thing sort of implied that).
joe francis, the founder of the girls […]

The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

being an asshole is awesome! don’t let people tell you otherwise. remember that t-shirt from the early 90’s: “mean people suck”? (b/w the reply t-shirt “people suck”). it had to be the most misguided attempt at making people nicer ever. the only reason the message resonated was because you were […]

some people are sensitive. they confuse being honest with being mean. they will call you an asshole when really, you are just being a good friend. they should be punished.
some people model their lives <—after people like this.
but why be so self-delusional as to aspire to such heights of moral-righteousness you will […]

Today’s morning music is a Philadelphia resident, known as Sensation that apparently is a secret star in Jamaica.

There’s no doubt this jam will have you singing “jamaica!!! stay on my mind from time to time” all day. youtube link after the jump.