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2 Street Mummers photos

January 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Tags: photos · zombies · philadelphia · booze · blood · sex · youz · bitches · bad parenting · cops · whatwedoissecret · pizza · mummers

Fearless (Fun) Vampire Killers: A Mixtape

September 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments

MishkaNYC is a streetwear company. Dave Elliot and Ron Morelli are DJs. Ron lived in Philly for a while and he had two different nights that i loved: Reagan Diskow Headache and the super awesome Paradise At Key West. Then he left Philly to attend Handsome Boy Modelling School. He and Dave formed like Voltron and became the […]

Tags: streetwear · vinyl · hip hop · music · weed · dancing · free music · mixtape · curses · new york · drugs · sex · whatwedoissecret

Hey, Is That A Geoduck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To Sashimi?

August 28th, 2007 · 13 Comments

So last week I was discussing a particular Anthony Bourdain episode of No Reservations with a friend. It was the one where he visits the Pacific Northwest and discovers food-inspired tattoos, geoducks and…maple-bacon doughnuts. Yes, maple-bacon doughnuts, but this is not what I want to share with you my friends. I introduce to you nature’s […]

Tags: food · history · movies · nerdery · animals · monsters · nature · sex · TV · awkward · geoduck · something weird

OH MY GOD! We’re having a fire…sale.

August 7th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Usually email offers are pretty lame, but I got one yesterday from a gentleman named Pablo Dolan, who wanted to inform me about some “Top Cock Extenders”. As you can see after the jump, Pablo has a way with words right off the bat, by greeting me with a colloquialism straight from the King […]

Tags: lifestyle · science · for sale · love · romance · sex · crazy fucks

FVCelebHeartBreak: Fiona Apple Edition

July 29th, 2007 · 5 Comments

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

Tags: music · chetrasho · lifestyle · love · mullen · hot chicks · www · celebrity crushes · people · hippies · hermitude · veganism · zombies · alien · gay · keeping tabs · legend · retards · sex · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · time wasting · bitches · breaking news · bad parenting · live music · fanboyism · laziness · losers · fitness is a vampire

TV at Work Klub: Peep Show

July 17th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

Tags: care bears · inspiration · weed · chetrasho · unemployment · nerdery · hot chicks · www · dystopia · zombies · douchebags · booze · gay · drugs · sex · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · free stuff · time wasting · TV · bitches

VFK: Plan Your Run, Fool.

July 11th, 2007 · 1 Comment

It’s hard to suck with weak lungs. That’s why I’m happy to announce the foundation of the Vampire Fitness Klub. We’re gonna start with some summer runs. Use this gmap-pedometer to plan your trip. It’ll tell you how far you’re going and what kinda hills you’re going over. Start runnin, suckahs. I’m getting ready for […]

Tags: sneakers · DIY · sports · travel · chetrasho · lifestyle · hot chicks · dystopia · nature · gay · sex · stupid · youz · da neighbahood · addiction · fitness

Movies i watched last week, in review

June 25th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Last week i saw Paprika in the theater, Netflix’d Nacho Libre and The Thing, watched my own dvd of Gunner Palace (got it for free) and watched Love Me- Love My Doll on BBC America. Read on to find out what i think of this grab bag of flix.

Tags: movies · collections · animals · alien · prophecy · movie reviews · robots · retards · sex · crazy fucks · film · awkward · bad parenting · addiction

Kevin Nealon (”namaste, you guys.”) hits up Casual Encounters (desperate timez).

June 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Sometimes in life (boredom), you can punch some words into a search engine (yahoo!) and stumble (seach until 3am) upon a site that elicits a snicker (ROTFLMFAOASCOOMN [rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and spewing coffee out of my nose]). One such instance of this just occured, when after posting here […]

Tags: romance · www · sex · bitches

smoking is probably not the leading cause of throat cancer

May 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

that’s right. doctors have recently discovered that the same thing that causes cervical cancer in women (HPV aka genital warts) probably causes throat cancer in men and women alike.
the stats on how much it increases your chances are bananas!

Tags: food · love · dystopia · injuries · drugs · sex