Sunday’s Philadelphia Inquirer has this weird interesting story about Chase Utley and his batting-practice bat. A bat he had used for every batting-practice session that he had taken since the start of the 2007 season.
“The bat handle was covered by layers of gummed-up pine tar that made it look like a cross between a half-eaten […]

Usually email offers are pretty lame, but I got one yesterday from a gentleman named Pablo Dolan, who wanted to inform me about some “Top Cock Extenders”. As you can see after the jump, Pablo has a way with words right off the bat, by greeting me with a colloquialism straight from the King […]

Sometimes in life (boredom), you can punch some words into a search engine (yahoo!) and stumble (seach until 3am) upon a site that elicits a snicker (ROTFLMFAOASCOOMN [rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and spewing coffee out of my nose]). One such instance of this just occured, when after posting here […]

AMAZING!  KYW’s Alycia Lane supposedly emailed Rich Eisen some saucey emails and naughty pics.  But, uh, Eisen shares this particular email account with his WIFE.  Eisen’s wife, Suzy Shuster, emailed Lane back saying “Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s […]

“Do I listen to pop music because I’m depressed or am I depressed because I listen to pop music?” - High Fidelity
My father used to sound like a broken record when he’d repeatedly tell me, “I know why you’re so depressed! It’s that negative music you’re always playing! You need to listen to something more […]

earlier this month, we sh4t on a weeklong thrill-fest known as the pooped festival. amazingly, out of our stellar coverage of this craptacularly over-hyped weeklong fest, someone was reading! internet celebrity and trusted voice on the local scene maria tessa sciarrino weighed in on fun vampires.
she calls us

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Easter is a mixture of two holidays, the secular and the religious. The secular holiday centers on eggs and bunnies, but most Christians also celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The historical truth is debatable, but the gist of Jesus’ story is this: Dude grew up poor, enjoyed the […]

The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

Art Vandelay here, back with another installment of my totally amateur, totally unqualified, love and sex advice. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Well, enough jibber-jabber, let’s get on to it…

Listen up guys in relationships, Valentine’s day is almost upon us and–wait, you forgot? Fuck, dude, that shit is on Wednesday. You haven’t planned anything? Bro, your lady friend is seriously gonna rip your balls off. Hold up a second though…I think I have a plan to save you from castration. […]