I’m stoked that the Somali Pirates have been kicking so much ass lately. First they gank a boatload of Russian tanks probably headed for Sudanian Genocidelandia. Now they’ve hijacked a Saudi oil tanker. Elsewhere, they’re freeing Japanese hostages and collecting yen booty!!!

“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

Voting isn’t just for old people…Pennsylvania residents are registering in anticipated record numbers in advance of Monday’s deadline to vote in the April 22 primary.
Personally, I switched from Independent to Dem (uh, although I haven’t yet gotten a new voter registration card and I’m not holding my breath) and, if rumors are true, right-leaning radio […]

Calling all twee kittens - this Saturday night, me and Mike McKee are doing our monthly England Belongs To Twee night at The Khyber.
Featuring your humble narrator, that is me, Labuda. And, my pal Mr. Mckee. We bring you the absolute finest in pop and oi! and every so often we throw in some punk […]

Fixed Push, motherfucker!

Soon after September 11th, the State Department “Council of American Muslims for Understanding… and the American People” created a “Shared Values” series of public relations videos in order to improve our image in Middle Eastern nations. These videos contain heartwarming stories of Muslims in America but leave out the not-so-heartwarming stories of Americans in Oil […]

Princeton University’s WPRB is one of (if not THEE) best college radio stations in the entire country. Recently, the student senior board and the station’s Board of Trustees decided that a community-based solution centering on a membership drive was needed to strengthen the station’s future. YIKES!

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

So somehow I wound up being a theoretical mathematician. It’s a pretty good life thus far but what is it good for? Well, math pays my bills and that aint bad… But there’s alot more than that. Check this video of mad genious Timothy Gowers for a glimpse and, if you’re still awake afterwards, check […]

Fun Vampires Sure Shot Jumpoff Alert!

So I’ve been searching the web for awhile now for footage of Straight Edge in the news media. I’m specifically looking for the 48 Hours and 20/20 reports from the mid 90’s and the local Philly news affiliate coverage (I remember they were in the now long gone C.I. Records store off
South Street) that […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

I found this pretty cool web application on my friend’s website that does more than a normal captcha application. A captcha is one of those things that have the words you enter when you go to a website to make sure you are a human instead of a computer.

Alexander Vinokourov has been found guilty of preliminary doping with a blood transfusion after his win on Saturday’s time trial. His team has quit the tour with 2 general classification top places Andreas Kloden and Audrey Kashechkin in places 5 and 8 respectively. Vino who has had a rough tour will probably never be able […]

Discriminating parental units take heed. Some cartoons are directly preaching the glories of Satanism to our youth. This public service announcement should help educate you to which shows are not kosher for the chillenz. Cross yourself and then click the jump for the video.