Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

Apparently all of us here at FV are on vacation!!! I Just wanted to let everyone know that we still love you! Seriously…WE SUCK.

Bricklaying Productions of Philadelphia is looking for a Camera Man to film people dropping steamers on random objects! If you don’t mind some shit on your hands check out their Craigslist Ad! On a side note check out these assholes (literally)…

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

“Just leave it. we got it.” Yes, this is the motto for the shit pioneers of Sprinkle Brigade. Established in 2005, Sprinkle Brigade is a group of basement dwellers with a sick, but humorous affection for fecal matter. As stated on the site, their mission is to put a shit-eating grin on all of the […]