Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

Every one’s favorite vocal Philadelphian racist, (you need to see his showcase of motorcycles covered in Confederate flags, which is extra odd since he’s a Yankee!) Joey Vento is featured currently on the front page of BBC News. Señor Joey, the owner of Geno’s Steaks is once again in the limelight due […]

I’ve got a busy day today so this installment of weekend picks is only going to feature a concentrated list of the illest events that you should attend.
REMEMBER: If you think you have a hot tip on something we’d be interested in writing about or you are an indie band that thinks you are good […]

Again our main man Ed has hooked us up via email with bunch of links (which is good because someone has been slacking). Among them was this gem which is right up the FV alley. Replate.org is a place, nay a movement that is very simple. Don’t waste your food homies. Got some leftovers? Put […]

I only heard the Rapture once, i guess about 7 years ago at the Rotunda in West Philly. A friend thought i would like them, they were mistaken and i fucking hated them and sat outside oogling cute chicks instead. But for all i know they’ve improved with time or you kids like this garbage. […]

Labuda is sick this week so it’s up to me to give youz guyz some of my picks for the weekend. However i am a hermit and i am allergic to social events and gatherings so i shall do my best to give you my plans for the weekend which may remind you of things […]

I was at Pica’s last night [note: i wrote this yesterday, thursday, after lunch -banana] and I ate a lot of pizza. It was there that I was informed by a friend that WIP personality Glen Macnow is doing “Philadelphia Pizza-Palooza,” an attempt to rate all the best pizza places in town.

Laxsmi (b&w)and Sita (brown) battle for queen of the living room

After switching their food to a more energy-riffic formula my stupid rescued animals could not stop playing last night. behold the devil truly is inside Sita as shown in the pictures after the woof.

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

The clock counts down to Armageddon, as yet another prophecy from the book of Morissettradamos has come true, “It’s like when the headliners for your anti-immigration rally get turned away at the border. Who would’ve thought? It figures.”

toot-toot! fun vampires demonstrates its complete and utter superiority to the so-called hipster media of philadelphia (these complete losers don’t count) by not hyping up the retarded pooped! festival.
first of all, we come up with a way better play on the pooped than city paper.
second, even though philebrity attempts to dis the pooped, they can’t […]

It all started when my brother came home covered in blood and piss. The year was 1990. His appearance aroused a feeling of absolute horror in my (soon to be corrupt) seven year old mind. Seconds later, however, my ADD curious nature took over and I immediately began to beg him for the scoop.