A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

I was nerding out this morning and thinking of a star wars quote, but i couldn’t quite get it right, so when googling for the proper sci-fi scripture i stumbled upon this dazzling gem from Tattooine. A youtube video by the UK’s Anchorhead. It’s “darth metal” with lyrics about Star Wars, A New Hope, aka […]

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Have you ever laughed in the face of death? Well, this past Sunday I actually threw a couple back in the face of death. Well, what I thought was the face of death. It was hard to tell behind that mask. For those of you who don’t have Fun Vampires as […]

You’re a goddamned idiot but boy do we have a handbag for you.

Good morning vampires it’s been a slow  few weeks and we have no real excuses. I figured i’d enliven your monday morning with a few photos from our Chikara Pro Lucha Libre wrestling adventure. As a few people suspected this was indeed not real mexican wrestling. I didn’t see a single latino (looking) person in […]

Barry Bonds’ home-run record breaking baseball was purchased at auction by Hip Hop Clothing mogul Mark Ecko, a fact confirmed by the auction house it was sold in, SCP Auctions. Details after the jump.

Sorry Steve’s…