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A long shear of light and then a series of low concussions

October 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Night I was treated to a screening of the work in progress cut of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road.
Having devoured the book in one sitting when I first got it, I have been pumped about this movie since I heard about it. It does not disappoint. Fans of the book will find a […]

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Ads that scream at you! Frankenstein lives in the new Death Race

August 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I am sitting waiting for a showing of Death Race. Located conveniently next to us is this ad of the upcoming horror film Quarantine. The ad looks innocent enough, but every 30 seconds or so, a very lo-fi speaker has Jennifer Carpenter screaming about her imminent death. Constantly. Every 30 seconds. […]

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The X Files: I Believed (mostly)

July 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Sorry for the couple-day delay in getting this review out there. Hopefully there are still some people out there who haven’t seen this movie and want to read a review of it. My mini-review is below, and a full review (with spoilers) is after the jump.
The X Files: I Want To Believe: 4 stars/ 5.
Pros: […]

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WarGames: The Dead Code

July 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Anyone who knows me knows that I have a huge soft spot for what I call “nerdy scientist movies”. These movies are always terrible, but the plucky and endearing scientist characters make the movies worth watching. Think: Twister, The Core, andJurassic Park (though Jurassic Park is also awesome because of the dinosaurs, obviously). […]

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Movie Review Mashup-January 2K8 Edition

January 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments

If Tanis Half-Elven was to fire a steel tipped arrow at some Burmese nationals while hiding out in the Fuherbunker, you’d have my last week’s movie selections. My movie mash up review this time will consist of Dragonlance (2008), Rambo (2008), and Der Untergang (2004) as a pleasing palette cleanser.

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Movies i watched last week, in review

June 25th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Last week i saw Paprika in the theater, Netflix’d Nacho Libre and The Thing, watched my own dvd of Gunner Palace (got it for free) and watched Love Me- Love My Doll on BBC America. Read on to find out what i think of this grab bag of flix.

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Another crappy movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force colon Movie Film for Theaters

April 20th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Let me begin by saying i am (was?) a huge fun of the ATHF series on Adult Swim. Primarily the first 2.5 seasons. The latter seasons are exactly why i walked into the theater with very low expectations.Last week i attempted to see this on opening night but was turned away when the sign said […]

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