“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

Monty python animated a canardian vampire interviewing a dead hippy. Stop wars yo…

I poindextered this video from god plays dice. Not too long ago they had a sweet article on optimizing your baby mama/daddy. Math on.

If I had a lot of money to kill I would probably turn into Donna Hutchings and buy 2342398 rad X-Files collectibles. Apparently this picture shows 50% of her collection.
Even crazier nerd collections after the jump.

Amigurumi is the Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small stuffed animals and anthropomorphic creatures.
I found an etsy seller who makes awesome Star Wars Amigurumi. Keep reading for more, plus other nerdy arts and crafts.

I’ve been neglecting FV for far too long, but the truth is that I got tired of trashing tattoos. Sure, it’s funny to laugh at awful tattoos, but after I was at it for a while, it started to get depressing. There were just so many of them.
So now I’m changing my game plan […]

Have you ever wondered to yourself “What do you think The Cult’s Ian Astbury has been up to lately? Do you think he likes cupcakes??”
 Sometimes I wonder about things like that…

Yes! Our friend Pat tipped us about these cool scientist nerd Valentines and we’ve got to agree with him - nothing says “I love you” like Marie Curie. If you are silly enough to hate the french then you are gonna need some other options, right? How about…

Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

Lance Hahn was a punk rocker and a writer. He played guitar and sang for the indie-punk bands Cringer and J Church. He also spent time in Beck’s backing band and in the hardcore punk band Filth and countless other musical projects. He self published a zine called Some Hope and Some Despair. He wrote […]

Are you stuck with nothing to do this weekend? Will you be home alone, staring at your computer, wishing your life was more exciting and full of awesomeness? If so, let me introduce you to The Cute Show.
The Cute Show is just about the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of working on. […]

This weekend pretty much has something for everyone. You’ve got your indie-rock nerd shows, your dance-til-you-puke DJ events, your Mexican wrestling, your eternal salvation and enlightenment…you get the idea.

The internet has been boiling over with poop excitement since the free diy record label poibella released its debut album, compoi0. The album is free to download and contains 29 banging and semi-banging tracks from a variety of “artists.” Poibella plans to release several solo albums this year (also free) and then compoi1 next summer. […]

There’s nothing more sad than a badly done portrait tattoo. I recently found a good handful of them, and thought I’d share. This first one is woman-with- spider-nose- and-half-a-head.

Since things have slowed down here a bit, I figured there’s no better time than the present to get all livejournal/xanga up in this bitch. So recently this Fun Vampire has watching a British show called Totally Frank, on some channel that I think is named Family Room HD. The show is […]

Usually email offers are pretty lame, but I got one yesterday from a gentleman named Pablo Dolan, who wanted to inform me about some “Top Cock Extenders”. As you can see after the jump, Pablo has a way with words right off the bat, by greeting me with a colloquialism straight from the King […]

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

World Famous Ink and Dagger [feel free to list the others in the comments section] guitbox specialist Don Devore to marry says the New York Times!

Yeah, I know that it’s old news that this place has actually been re-opened for business with new management and a fancypants new menu for about a week now.  I’m not writing this to celebrate the opening.  I’m writing this to say goodbye.
Look, I’m sure that the new Silk City is kinda sorta like the […]