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Electo-Dancehall! Canada!! Reeeeeeeeeemiiiixxxxxx!!

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

More than enough has been written about Diplo, and if I have to ever read another interview where he talks about moving to North Philly, starting Hollertronix, breaking up with MIA, or popularizing Crunk, I may have to start poppin’ glocks down at the local alt weekly offices.But with amidst all the furious typing, one […]

Tags: reggae · dancing · free music · mixtape · MP3s · drugs · fanboyism · lasers · downloads · deez nutz

Radiohead Broadcast: Entanglement, Unravel

November 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Radiohead have loosed a broadcast upon the world last night and here it is now for your viewing pleasure. In typical Radiohead fashion it starts out with a mascot monster man spinning records and then Thom comes on the scene to spin some trippiness. In the end the band performs a cover of Bjork’s Unravel […]

Tags: celebrity crushes · free music · Neo-psychedelia · lasers · kittens · radiohead · monster mash

Kitchenbox

October 22nd, 2007 · 9 Comments

Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

Tags: love · animals · piss · bad parenting · poop · cats · pets · lasers · master chief

Star Wars Trumpeter Stacy Hedger

October 12th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Amazing! I am just waiting for one of those hooks to come in from stage left to rip her out of sight! This is why Friday rules!

Tags: star wars · internetz · wtf is this · lasers · kittens · case of the fridays · tgif · day of the working dead

Say It Ain’t So, G.I. Joe!

October 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Paramount Pictures has confirmed that a “G.I. Joe” film will begin production in February and is scheduled for a release in summer 2009! Don’t drop your trousers too fast though…G.I. Joe will become an acronym for “Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity” — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys (please be Cobra). […]

Tags: movies · gay · stupid · time wasting · film · breaking news · lasers · politically correct · yo joe · totally fucked

Real Men Cut Their Steaks With Their Schwartz Ring

September 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Tags: gadgets · food · animals · blood · dumb animals · crazy fucks · vampire food · brains · U.S. beef · space balls · peta · lasers · instructions