In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

Dear readers. We’re like, uh, totally sorry that we’ve been seriously slacking for two whole days. Please forgive us. Some of us are stuck in Rapture, some are on the road, and some are on shore leave at the FV Beach House. We hope you’ll understand. We are in the process of adding a […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

I found this pretty cool web application on my friend’s website that does more than a normal captcha application. A captcha is one of those things that have the words you enter when you go to a website to make sure you are a human instead of a computer.

To: Malkemoose
From: Hansel
Subject: I dream of Harley with the olive drab tins
So whilst you slumbered away snickering about all things snitch, commish, stitch, and Gingrich, i was having trouble sleeping. (Mental note, don’t look at the Harley website all day and watch American Chopper on Discovery HD before bed) I spent a good chunk of […]