I’m stoked that the Somali Pirates have been kicking so much ass lately. First they gank a boatload of Russian tanks probably headed for Sudanian Genocidelandia. Now they’ve hijacked a Saudi oil tanker. Elsewhere, they’re freeing Japanese hostages and collecting yen booty!!!

Since things have slowed down here a bit, I figured there’s no better time than the present to get all livejournal/xanga up in this bitch. So recently this Fun Vampire has watching a British show called Totally Frank, on some channel that I think is named Family Room HD. The show is […]

Why do some stay dry while others feel the pain? What makes you turn your head the other way? What raises your neighborhood insurance rates? Why does the bell curve blame the baby’s DNA? Chocolate Rain of course. If you have not heard of Tay Zonday and his song Chocolate Rain, I gotta ask what […]

Mondays can be hard. Walk it out with this illness.

I’m super over anything with the retarded American Apparel look, even if it’s ironic. BUT, bowling is rad and even more rad, this is in a church basement. And what’s more godly than half naked hipster chicks getting totally wasted while groping some big balls and getting whirled by South Philly Guidos? Sound like your […]

Topic: Penis Power, “hittin’ the walls and workin’ the middle” I’ll just let her speak for herself.
jae kwon’s take:
i know that this has been posted on blogs the world over. i just want to say, that while people ridicule ms. alexyss tylor of the atlanta public access television show: “vagina power,” i love her.