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We (Still) Have More Friends Than You

June 18th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Or do we?
I don’t know anymore, mang. My brain is so fried and we’ve been totally slacking on updating you on all the cool and exciting things going on in our worlds. Hopefully sometime soon we’ll get out act together a bit more and re-focus on posting more dumb awesome interviews and other crazy/stupid/weird […]

Tags: DIY · lifestyle · hardcore · violence · destruction · injuries · philadelphia · punk · suburbia · music videos · live music · fanboyism · something weird · politically correct · equal rights · insanity · philadelphia legends · music video

Awesome Nerd Collections

April 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments

If I had a lot of money to kill I would probably turn into Donna Hutchings and buy 2342398 rad X-Files collectibles. Apparently this picture shows 50% of her collection.
Even crazier nerd collections after the jump.

Tags: inspiration · gaming · lifestyle · nerdery · collections · love · alien · video games · star wars · time wasting · crazy fucks · fanboyism · insanity · nerd · geeks · x-files · holy shit

Behold, The Mosh Tree!

April 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Remember last week when we told you about how seriously out-of-control fun the outdoor Paint It Black show was at Sailor Jerry in Philly? Remember the pics and video of kids doing full on dives out of a tree into the crowd? Well, wouldn’t you know that the Mosh Tree has a myspace profile.

Tags: lifestyle · hardcore · philadelphia · punk · whatwedoissecret · something weird · wtf is this · cute · insanity

Paint It Black Absolutely Destroying It (Tree-Dive Content)!

April 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Holy geez! OK, the newest Paint It Black record is ripping and everything but when those guys play live it’s pretty much a given that the kids will go buckwild. Having said that, I’m betting that the people of 13th Street in Philly had no idea what they were in for when P.I.B. played out […]

Tags: photos · DIY · inspiration · hardcore · philadelphia · class warfare · insanity

FV Mullen Contest: Home of the Free on Lockdown!!!

February 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

Tags: history · weed · politics · chetrasho · mullen · godzilla · contest · violence · zombies · booze · rape · punk · gay · fascism · da hood · keeping tabs · class war · youz · bitches · bad parenting · cops · pizza the hutt · poopaganda · terror · jesus · beer · money · u mad · insanity · big brother · civil rights · do rags

Udderly Ripped

February 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

The fitness craze is just getting out of control if you ask me. Even our barnyard pals the cows have gotten on the band wagon. In this National Geographic video clip we have an interesting case of science and good old fashioned animal husbandry creating essentially the bovine version of a Pumping Iron […]

Tags: science · mullen · animals · dystopia · veganism · awkward · balls · insanity

Dillinger Escape Plan on Late Night with Conan O’Brien

February 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, I know that there is a writers strike going on and all that but the kids need their mathed out tech metal-hardcore fix.
Crazily, Conan O’Brien is happy to oblige the metalcore masses - New Jersey’s Dillinger Escape Plan are slated to be the musical guest on tonights Late Night with Conan O’Brien.  Is this the first […]

Tags: news · music · DIY · noise · metal · hardcore · television · people · veganism · philadelphia · heavy metal · TV · breaking news · live music · new jersey · peta · insanity

Stabbed In The Baaaaaackk!

January 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Remember all of those dumb hardcore songs about selling out the straight-edge and stabbing your crew in the back?  Yeah, well in Philly you have to seriously watch it because on North Broad Street you literally CAN get stabbed in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! 

Tags: dystopia · injuries · philadelphia · blood · killadelphia · insanity

+ Death To False Metal +

January 17th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve stated on here in that past that when I was growing up all South Jersey in the ’80’s I was a dorky thrash metal dirtbag. Somehow, thrash (and skateboarding) led me to punk rock and hardcore and, once I discovered that stuff, I quickly dismissed all things metal as stupid and all things punk […]

Tags: noise · metal · lifestyle · nerdery · heavy metal · music videos · something weird · insanity

We’re Number One!

January 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Finally, we’re number one at something - and that something is the Number One American Sports Mascot as reported by Forbes.com

Tags: art&design · inspiration · animals · philadelphia · dumb animals · fanboyism · Phillies · yokels · wtf is this · Baseball · insanity

More Pics of Mummer Madness

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Our friend O.B . hooked us up with some awesome Mummers pics that he flicked while watching the rain delayed parade on New Years Day - including one of a guy with a tattoo on his back that says ‘Mummers Forever.’ That’s some hardcore dedication!

Tags: photos · inspiration · philadelphia · booze · South Philly · youz · da neighbahood · awkward · yokels · something weird · wtf is this · space is the place · insanity · mummers

Because Track Bikes Suck

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Fixed Push, motherfucker!

Tags: guides · lifestyle · movies · injuries · bikes · douchebags · retards · stupid · PSA · awkward · whatwedoissecret · internetz · wtf is this · totally fucked · insanity

Indie band Z’s Get Made Fun of by Howard Stern

November 12th, 2007 · 4 Comments

This is kind of next level - this avant-weirdo indie noise band Z’s and their label, Planaria, sent The Howard Stern Show some music and Howard and the gang not only played the music on the air but pretty much goofed on the band the entire time! You couldn’t ask for better coverage. Supposedly, Stern […]

Tags: music · indie rock · noise · new york · legend · awkward · fanboyism · losers · rumor mill · something weird · wtf is this · insanity

T-mobile thinks they own magenta.

November 7th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Hilarious and sad times we live in… T-Mob, aka T-Mobile, aka Deutsche Telekom apparently claim trademark ownership of the color magenta. I understand the whole pantone color trademark thing ie: Tiffany blue but, how anyone could own a fucking process color is beyond me. From this day forward i claim cyan to be the official […]

Tags: art&design · mullen · dystopia · insanity · big brother