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First Friday Special: Hans Never Dies!

September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

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Age of Conan - First Impressions - The Saga of Mmhrnmhm

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Age of Conan went live last week, and I couldn’t help but see how it compared to Funcom’s last MMORPG offering: Anarchy Online. I just got it yesterday; follow the jump to read my impressions.

Tags: monsters · hermitude · video games · robots · awkward · fanboyism · laziness · fantasy · wizards · Lebanon · yo joe · money · u mad · n00bz · RIP · d20 · fresh prince · nightlife · mmorpgs · barbarians · conan

Nerd alert: Stephen Petranek knows how the world is going to end.

October 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment

Particle accelerators? Mutant corn? Aliens? Depression?! We’re fucked!

I’d be curious to find out if his list has been revised since this was filmed in 2002. If you don’t have time to watch the whole thing, I’d suggest fast-forwarding to the part about asteroids. Also, check out the comments that people left..

Tags: history · hermitude · destruction · alien · robots · breaking news · internetz

Posting Slowdown

August 22nd, 2007 · 5 Comments

Dear readers. We’re like, uh, totally sorry that we’ve been seriously slacking for two whole days. Please forgive us. Some of us are stuck in Rapture, some are on the road, and some are on shore leave at the FV Beach House. We hope you’ll understand. We are in the process of adding a […]

Tags: hermitude · keeping tabs · internetz

130 Cats in a Moscow Flat

August 8th, 2007 · 7 Comments

This might not be the newest thing on the entire internetz but it caught our attention. A batty cat lady has crammed 130 pussies into her puny pinko commie flat in Moscow. I thought having two rescued pitty bulls was a handful, but now i see that i have it easy. Do yourself a favor, […]

Tags: animals · hermitude · legend · bad parenting · addiction · cats

FVCelebHeartBreak: Fiona Apple Edition

July 29th, 2007 · 5 Comments

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

Tags: music · chetrasho · lifestyle · love · mullen · hot chicks · www · celebrity crushes · people · hippies · hermitude · veganism · zombies · alien · gay · keeping tabs · legend · retards · sex · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · time wasting · bitches · breaking news · bad parenting · live music · fanboyism · laziness · losers · fitness is a vampire

Breaking Moz News: Philly Show CANCELLED!!

June 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I’m sooooooooooooooooo sorry.
Morrissey regrettably had to end his show at Boston’s Bank Of America Pavillion last night after 30 minutes due to a throat infection that made it impossible for him to continue.

Tags: events · hermitude · injuries · philadelphia · brats · egomania · stupid · bitches · breaking news · awkward · live music

Philadelphia Weekend Picks: Hermit Edition

May 11th, 2007 · 11 Comments

Labuda is sick this week so it’s up to me to give youz guyz some of my picks for the weekend. However i am a hermit and i am allergic to social events and gatherings so i shall do my best to give you my plans for the weekend which may remind you of things […]

Tags: gaming · people · hermitude · douchebags · philadelphia · piss · mom · dumb animals

Devil Dogz

May 10th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Laxsmi (b&w)and Sita (brown) battle for queen of the living room

After switching their food to a more energy-riffic formula my stupid rescued animals could not stop playing last night. behold the devil truly is inside Sita as shown in the pictures after the woof.

Tags: godzilla · hermitude · destruction · zombies · piss · dumb animals

Free Homotopy Theory Today!

April 25th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

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Aqueduct is good music

April 10th, 2007 · 1 Comment

last time i recommended a show to my friends of philadelphia, there was a comment that “i wish i had known about that earlier.” so philly rockers, i’m giving you one day in advance to figure this one out.
tomorrow, april 11, at the north star bar, aqueduct, this bearded chubby gnr worshipping, […]

Tags: music · indie rock · metal · nerdery · hardcore · celebrity crushes · hermitude · MP3s

On being a 29 year old n00b.

March 26th, 2007 · 7 Comments

So here i am in the second half of my 29th year in this body, on this planet, uh earth. And somehow or another i have become a gaming n00b. It all started last November

Tags: care bears · gadgets · gaming · nerdery · television · otaku · hermitude