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Introducing: Young, Dumb and Full of Beer

April 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments


Tags: news · guides · nerdery · booze · PSA · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · n00bz

Because Track Bikes Suck

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Fixed Push, motherfucker!

Tags: guides · lifestyle · movies · injuries · bikes · douchebags · retards · stupid · PSA · awkward · whatwedoissecret · internetz · wtf is this · totally fucked · insanity

Inanimate Children Spun To Death!

November 28th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Alfonso Ribeiro presents: Breakin’ and Poppin’ circa 1985. No one is born a dancer. NO ONE!

Tags: guides · books · dancing · sweaty babies · stupid · awkward · bad parenting · famous idiots · instructions · awesome parenting

Satan Spelled Backwards

August 16th, 2007 · 1 Comment

If you are of a certain age and you were into skateboarding then chances are pretty good that you were a Natas Kaupas fan. I know that I was!
How could you not be?
The guys name was sataN spelled backwards. He had a really innovative and sick style. His hair and skate style were weird as […]

Tags: sneakers · streetwear · art&design · short films · guides · inspiration · history · lifestyle · movies · fashion · people · destruction · injuries · suburbia · legend · film · fanboyism

Tour de France

July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

On Saturday, the greatest bike race in the world started…
The 2007 Tour de France, surrounded in controversy with no winner from the 2006 Tour de France. So this year they started in beautiful London admist terror attacks they had their first grand depart for the first time ever in London.

Tags: guides · history · sports · events · nature · bikes · drugs · legend · case of the mondays · TV

Ten Things I Have Learned (Cont.)

April 3rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

No stories… just let it be said… i wholeheartedly believe today’s lesson.

Tags: art&design · guides · inspiration

Ten Things I Have Learned (and a quick bio)

April 2nd, 2007 · No Comments

So after I did the first installment I realized from the comments that not many people know who Milton Glaser is. So i decided to take this opportunity to put together a selection of work of his (you’ll know all of it once you see it.) and some of the info from wikipedia […]

Tags: art&design · guides · inspiration

Philadelphia Film Festival - A Review Based on the “Program-at-a-Glance”

April 1st, 2007 · 5 Comments

The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

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Chicago Weekend Picks

March 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

March always seems like the longest month, doesn’t it? I mean, after Valentine’s Day, all one’s got to look forward to is weeks of brutal cold and a couple of paychecks. And Valentine’s usually sucks whether one’s single or chained. We got a sneak peek of spring last weekend, and we know Chicagoans come out […]

Tags: guides · indie rock · events · hot chicks · dancing · free music

Rumors of My Death have been Greatly Exaggerated.

March 29th, 2007 · 8 Comments

First, I would like to apologize about my absence. I (like fellow author Samuel Venuti) am no longer gainfully employed. But this was a choice I have made on my own. You see… I am a graphic designer.

Tags: art&design · guides · DIY · inspiration · unemployment

Lotus Feet.

February 27th, 2007 · No Comments

Dusty feet of children in Godrumdvip, Navadvip Mayapur Dhama, India.
©2007 nicholas hans.

Tags: photos · guides · travel

life instructions: being an asshole

February 20th, 2007 · No Comments

some people are sensitive. they confuse being honest with being mean. they will call you an asshole when really, you are just being a good friend. they should be punished.
some people model their lives <—after people like this.
but why be so self-delusional as to aspire to such heights of moral-righteousness you will […]

Tags: guides · sophists · inspiration · lifestyle

VBS.TV… Surprisingly, Not All Coke And Terry Richardson.

February 8th, 2007 · No Comments


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Fun Vampires Bite Into The Weekend

January 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Wanna know what cool things are happening this weeked? We are here to guide you.

Tags: news · vinyl · guides · music · noise

Contributor Guidelines

January 24th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Good morning peeps. I want to set a couple posting guidelines to keep everything smooth till i figure out more of this software.

Tags: guides