“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

In order to learn the public about science we’re kicking off the Fun Vampires Summer Science Kamp with this chemistry lesson. Once you’ve mastered this material, you should keep going for math and biology.

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

Giant Robot - the fanzine dedicated to covering Asian and Asian-American pop culture - has hit issue FIFTY! That’s a Godzilla-like accomplishment. And in this issue they interview our friends.

Just because I’ve gotten older, I have not stopped going to shows as have so many of my peers. I do, however, go to a lot less of them. Long gone are the days of 24/7 tinnitus from having my ears assaulted nearly every night. If this is telling of the current music scene’s offerings […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

my drinking days are over but i still do enjoy cold beverages and robots so this is right up my alley. It’s not the newest thing on the internet but it’s new to me so cut me a break damnit. For only $800 you can be pounding beers with a japanese speaking beerbot in no […]

Fuck the 4th of July. This is Independence Day. Live free, America!
Click on for a list of my favorite Americans and a stupid contest!

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

While researching Reh Dogg videos on youtube, I stumbled upon further evidence that not only do monsters exist! but they engage in spectacular underwater battles. Beware!

Laxsmi (b&w)and Sita (brown) battle for queen of the living room

After switching their food to a more energy-riffic formula my stupid rescued animals could not stop playing last night. behold the devil truly is inside Sita as shown in the pictures after the woof.

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

Sometimes we forget the beauty of the internet but where else can a fantasy champion sieze true glory, cruise on the cheap to greece and bag a hot chick whilst looking douchebagesque? So take a paid vacation from your job, check some links, kill some time, learn something useless and wreck the GDP.

SShhh…make sure that door doesn’t slam behind you…yeah, this is the Low show, you’re in the right place…yeah, they just started, this is the first song…

(turn pic upside down for special effects!)
Easter is a mixture of two holidays, the secular and the religious. The secular holiday centers on eggs and bunnies, but most Christians also celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The historical truth is debatable, but the gist of Jesus’ story is this: Dude grew up poor, enjoyed the […]

Today the Australians have won a major victory in their continuing bloody battle against Cane Toads (not to be confused with ‘Caine Toads), as Frogwatch, the Australian amphibious equivalent to the Einsatzgruppen, has captured the legendary “Frog King”, Toadzilla. After an evil witch’s curse transformed the handsome prince into a cane toad, the “Frog King” […]

So i was watching the movie “Children of Heaven” (highly recommended) on IFC the other night and noticed a building in the background for a split second that looked like our own beloved 1 Liberty Place here in Philadelphia.

Forbidden Salad

The people at Chat the Planet have teamed up with various Iraqi filmmakers living in Baghdad to bring you Hometown Baghdad, a series of short (2 minute) webisodes “following the lives of a few Iraqi 20-somethings trying to survive in Baghdad.” Whether you’re interested in knowing “your enemy” or just curious about life during […]

Skynet Darpa has let slip through it’s fingers the new prosthetic arm project it’s been working on with Dean Kamen, of Segway fame. Details are sparse but the internet is going apeshit over the future limb replacement that promises movement AND FEELING. Darpa is totally stoked that they can now tell prospective soldiers not […]

I’m not the biggest Van Halen fan but, when I saw these pictures, it really upset me. Ever since she got a taste of Diamond David Lee Roth in the 80s (bleach can’t hide your shame, dave), The Wicked Witch has been after the soul of Eddie Van Halen. It seems Eddie has finally […]