In order to learn the public about science we’re kicking off the Fun Vampires Summer Science Kamp with this chemistry lesson. Once you’ve mastered this material, you should keep going for math and biology.

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

This weekend pretty much has something for everyone. You’ve got your indie-rock nerd shows, your dance-til-you-puke DJ events, your Mexican wrestling, your eternal salvation and enlightenment…you get the idea.

This past Sunday I attended Mass with my parents for the first time in a few years. Not much has changed. Actually, nothing has. Still saying the same prayers, still singing the same songs I couldn’t beleive I still remembered the words. Catholic music being bad is kind of a cultural cliche’. Other religions have […]

Fuck the 4th of July. This is Independence Day. Live free, America!
Click on for a list of my favorite Americans and a stupid contest!

In a landmark decision, the Supreme fucking Court decided that a high school student has NO RIGHT to publically display a “Bong Hits for Jesus” banner. Apparently, the implicit advocation of smoking weed is sooooo terrible that it overrides any concerns about Freedom of Speech or Freedom of Religion.
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Hans posted a little while back about some of his favorite places to go eat in south Philadelphia [both of which are awesome]. One of them, Cacia’s, has opened a second location, maybe like ten days ago, next door to the Palm Tree Market [still the best coffee in the neighborhood] on the 700 block […]

Discriminating parental units take heed. Some cartoons are directly preaching the glories of Satanism to our youth. This public service announcement should help educate you to which shows are not kosher for the chillenz. Cross yourself and then click the jump for the video.

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

While researching Reh Dogg videos on youtube, I stumbled upon further evidence that not only do monsters exist! but they engage in spectacular underwater battles. Beware!

I don’t know how much about this one has leaked out there yet, but I think it’s going to be pretty tight. A BYOBowling extravaganza in a church!

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

Once a year, beer connoisseurs gather in Munster, Indiana to welcome and get their hands on Three Floyd’s Brewing Company’s DarkLord. The critically acclaimed Russian Imperial Stout comes out in extremely limited quantities (the Tribune reported only 225 cases were brewed last year). Once the brew hits your local beer-snob joint, libation of the DL […]

While my man here perused the science fiction dvd’s of scantily clad cyber-honies, his boy was returning his defective Guitar Hero II (for xbox 360) controller. Funky Monks love Best Buy and so do i. It truly is the age of quarrel.

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Easter is a mixture of two holidays, the secular and the religious. The secular holiday centers on eggs and bunnies, but most Christians also celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The historical truth is debatable, but the gist of Jesus’ story is this: Dude grew up poor, enjoyed the […]

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The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

In this video a young, shirtless Danzig discusses his favorite titles from his personal library. Among his favorites are the Werewolf, Lost books of the Bible and Occult Roots & Nazism, which Glenn comments, “every school child should have”. Hit the jump for the video.

Happy Pi Day, everybody! Make sure you circle your As.

I’m not the biggest Van Halen fan but, when I saw these pictures, it really upset me. Ever since she got a taste of Diamond David Lee Roth in the 80s (bleach can’t hide your shame, dave), The Wicked Witch has been after the soul of Eddie Van Halen. It seems Eddie has finally […]