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The Nerdiest Lunches Ever

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Who knew that lunch could be this awesome? After the jump, more incredibly nerdy bento boxes.

Tags: art&design · gadgets · DIY · gaming · food · movies · nerdery · video games · packaging · star wars · time wasting · fanboyism · space · cute · awesome parenting · nerd · geeks · the force · jedi mind tricks · arts & crafts · science fiction

Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Maibock

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Happy May Day. Go out and celebrate the workers of the world (if you’re really into Propaghandi) or Walpurgisnacht (if you prefer Sabbath). Either way, drink a Maibock.
Think of Maibock as sort of the traditional German equivalent of malt liquor. It’s light in color and body, sweet and dangerously high in alcohol. Unlike malt liquor, […]

Tags: food · booze · drugs · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · geeks · yuppievampires

Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Last Call For Hop Wallop

April 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Every week, Young, Dumb and Full of Beer will highlight a different beer. Sometimes it will highlight a couple of beers. Usually they will be local, since Philly has some of the best breweries in the country, but sometimes I will throw in a beer from elsewhere. It will be nerdy, but hopefully approachable, even […]

Tags: food · philadelphia · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · yuppievampires

Phillies, Citizens Bank Park Vegan Food Review

March 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

I didn’t even know the Phils were playing a home exhibition game on friday but my boy Ed asked me to tag along to the game so of course i went! First things first i went to section 128 to make sure they had veggie dogs. Bingo! They did and I snatched up two immediately […]

Tags: food · Phillies · citizens bank park · vegan · vegetarian

The (Cupcake) Cult

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Have you ever wondered to yourself “What do you think The Cult’s Ian Astbury has been up to lately? Do you think he likes cupcakes??”
 Sometimes I wonder about things like that…

Tags: food · love · sweets · music videos · awkward · something weird · wtf is this · video

Awful Tattoos: Food (Mexican)

December 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment

Here is a special treat for you all: taco and enchilada themed tattoos. You didn’t think they existed, did you?
I can’t even think of anything witty to say about them. They’re just too much. Hit the jump for a cornucopia of the best of the worst.

Tags: food · awkward · balls · tats · awfultattoos · case of the fridays

Look at this fucking bread

November 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

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We were pleasantly surprised to find out our hostel gives us free
breakfast. It consisted of all different kinds of bread, butter,
cheese, jams, and some weird canned meat. Praise Allah this bread is good. Now I’d only the American broads staying next […]

Tags: Uncategorized · food · freeganism

Philadelphia Inquirer Article or Article from a Fanzine?

November 20th, 2007 · No Comments

The Philadelphia Inquirer, in an article that could have been ripped from a punk rock fanzine circa 1992, asks: Can meat-eaters and vegetarians get along?
“This is the time of year we place a cooked brown carcass on the table, then reach inside its body cavity and scoop out powerfully odoriferous items that people are expected […]

Tags: food · lifestyle · hardcore · recipes · veganism · philadelphia · dumb animals · music videos · awkward · vampire food · something weird · politically correct

Don’t F*#k with My Chocolate

November 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I first read about this in the Sept 2007 issue of Smithsonian Magazine. The article was about a device called a molinillo, which is basically a fancy stick used to stir chocolate drinks. Anyways, the article talks a little bit about the history of chocolate and how the world’s changing and people buy chocolate in […]

Tags: food · politics · dystopia · douchebags · packaging · sweets · ripoff · candy · taste bud rape · big brother

The Vibe Here is Jawntacular…Please Kill Me.

September 25th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Yo, you know how like every band or artists or whoever is always like “Anytime people are writing or talking about you it is good publicity!”  Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Check it, Philly writer moves to NYC and then has nothing to write about New York-wise for the New York Times so she writes about Philly being the 6th Borough (and […]

Tags: indie rock · food · dancing · philadelphia · youz · awkward · slang · wtf is this

Philadelphia Weekend Picks!

September 21st, 2007 · 3 Comments

This weekend pretty much has something for everyone. You’ve got your indie-rock nerd shows, your dance-til-you-puke DJ events, your Mexican wrestling, your eternal salvation and enlightenment…you get the idea.

Tags: vinyl · hip hop · music · DIY · indie rock · inspiration · noise · food · metal · lifestyle · movies · events · nerdery · hardcore · love · god · people · dancing · free music · destruction · philadelphia · booze · heavy metal · punk · Scandinavia · cheap eats · free stuff · time wasting · live music · calendar · whatwedoissecret · Neo-psychedelia · weekend picks · something weird · wtf is this · lucha libre · wrestling · vice

Real Men Cut Their Steaks With Their Schwartz Ring

September 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Tags: gadgets · food · animals · blood · dumb animals · crazy fucks · vampire food · brains · U.S. beef · space balls · peta · lasers · instructions

Hey, Is That A Geoduck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To Sashimi?

August 28th, 2007 · 13 Comments

So last week I was discussing a particular Anthony Bourdain episode of No Reservations with a friend. It was the one where he visits the Pacific Northwest and discovers food-inspired tattoos, geoducks and…maple-bacon doughnuts. Yes, maple-bacon doughnuts, but this is not what I want to share with you my friends. I introduce to you nature’s […]

Tags: food · history · movies · nerdery · animals · monsters · nature · sex · TV · awkward · geoduck · something weird

Top 5 Songs From My Catholic Childhood

August 7th, 2007 · 12 Comments

This past Sunday I attended Mass with my parents for the first time in a few years. Not much has changed. Actually, nothing has. Still saying the same prayers, still singing the same songs I couldn’t beleive I still remembered the words. Catholic music being bad is kind of a cultural cliche’. Other religions have […]

Tags: music · inspiration · food · god · blood · music videos · bad parenting · ghosts · memorial

Vampire Food: Mack and Manco Pizza

August 7th, 2007 · 39 Comments

Being the Pizza Nazi that I am, a trip to the Jersey Shore is never complete with out a stop at Ocean City’s “World Famous” Mack and Manco Pizza. After a full day of frying my skin and being pummeled by Dirty Jerz’s righteous waves nothing quite caps a trip to the shore better than […]

Tags: food · cheap eats · addiction · pizza the hutt · pizza zombie · pizza face · taste bud rape · new jersey · vampire food

X Candy Man X

August 1st, 2007 · 4 Comments

I have found my true calling at last. Candy and Coffee reviewer.When my friend brought to my attention the fact that Hershey’s was about to unleash upon us a new variety of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. I was at once excited, hungry, and oddly horny.

Tags: food · blood · C R E A M · freeganism · addiction · candy

Camo Kisses / Candy Not Bombs

July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Here at the FV Cult Compound we love us some candy. Today we were stoked to see this new little camo coated kiss by Hershey. It’s pretty weird though really and i have conflicting feelings about it (USA USA USA). The kisses themselves are wrapped in an almost traditional woodland camo foil as seen above. […]

Tags: food · mullen · civil disobedience · packaging · freeganism · addiction · candy

R.I.P. - Silk City

June 27th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Yeah, I know that it’s old news that this place has actually been re-opened for business with new management and a fancypants new menu for about a week now.  I’m not writing this to celebrate the opening.  I’m writing this to say goodbye.
Look, I’m sure that the new Silk City is kinda sorta like the […]

Tags: food · love · civil disobedience · destruction · philadelphia · booze · punk · class warfare · legend · storefronts · cheap eats · time wasting · awkward

cultural barometer: nytimes does freeganism

June 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments

you know that your movement is either on the brink of being co-opted or just being torn down as a total joke (that it was trying not to ever slip into) when the NEW YORK TIMES starts covering you.
goodbye freeganism. now you’ll just be known as some stupid thing for ugly chicks (check all […]

Tags: DIY · dumpster · food · fashion · commies · freeganism

St. Maron’s Church Annual Lebanese Festival

June 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

I forgot to add this but it might as well be it’s own post. Tonight and tomorrow is the St. Maron’s Lebanese Festival in South Philly. I love going to this every year. In the church hall you have all kinds of amazing food at decent prices, plus lot’s of booze. Plenty of Lebanese chicks, […]

Tags: food · events · da neighbahood · live music