Monty python animated a canardian vampire interviewing a dead hippy. Stop wars yo…

USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

This is kind of insane.  Yesterday, A&E announced the Jan. 8 premiere of Parking Wars a 20-episode series that looks at the men and women who, depending on your point of view, either help keep our streets clear or make our lives miserable -  the ticket-writers, booters and tow-truck drivers of the Philadelphia Parking Authority.
My favorite […]

Soon after September 11th, the State Department “Council of American Muslims for Understanding… and the American People” created a “Shared Values” series of public relations videos in order to improve our image in Middle Eastern nations. These videos contain heartwarming stories of Muslims in America but leave out the not-so-heartwarming stories of Americans in Oil […]

You’re a goddamned idiot but boy do we have a handbag for you.

You heard it here first. That’s what our secret sources say at FV (foxtrot victor) Cuba Base Camp. We’ll get back to you with any proof. Not that you’ll need it if/when CNN is all over this shit. Either way, rumors are fun. We scooped the world. p.s. RIP Miami!

NBC reporter Michelle Madigan thought she was smarter than the hax0rz at DefCon15 and tried to get the hax0rz to admit on hidden camera that they were up to no good. Of course these computer minded geniuses were not dumb enough to fall for it. So they turned the tables and outed this dumbass publicly. […]

So I’ve been searching the web for awhile now for footage of Straight Edge in the news media. I’m specifically looking for the 48 Hours and 20/20 reports from the mid 90’s and the local Philly news affiliate coverage (I remember they were in the now long gone C.I. Records store off
South Street) that […]

Believe it or not this is a true fucking story! The former Soviet pinko commie Union has planted their flag on the sea floor at the north pole. They’re making a land grab because they want the dead dinosaur goop that most likely is chilling (har har) down there and just waiting to be turned […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

FUCK THE POLICE. nuff said. Actually also, Fuck the south.

In a landmark decision, the Supreme fucking Court decided that a high school student has NO RIGHT to publically display a “Bong Hits for Jesus” banner. Apparently, the implicit advocation of smoking weed is sooooo terrible that it overrides any concerns about Freedom of Speech or Freedom of Religion.
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If you own an xbox 360 and play regularly you will definitely laugh at this. If you have more of a life and do not, you will not get it at all. Fellow nerds, enjoy. Via Joystiq.

Back when we were playing Double Dragon and Street Fighter, the pinko commies on the other side of the pond were spending 15 kopeck (enough to buy a small meal) to play games like Konek-Gorbunok which was based on Russian faerie tales and made by the state. Recently the Gaming squad over at wired […]

Discriminating parental units take heed. Some cartoons are directly preaching the glories of Satanism to our youth. This public service announcement should help educate you to which shows are not kosher for the chillenz. Cross yourself and then click the jump for the video.

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

So philly weekly told you where you can get your dope, but I gotta suck some of the fun outta that high. Compare those spots to this map of murders in 2006. Those corners are in some dangerous neighborhoods! Why’s it gotta be so hard to get some H? Hook those fools up in a […]

I was at Pica’s last night [note: i wrote this yesterday, thursday, after lunch -banana] and I ate a lot of pizza. It was there that I was informed by a friend that WIP personality Glen Macnow is doing “Philadelphia Pizza-Palooza,” an attempt to rate all the best pizza places in town.

earlier this month, we sh4t on a weeklong thrill-fest known as the pooped festival. amazingly, out of our stellar coverage of this craptacularly over-hyped weeklong fest, someone was reading! internet celebrity and trusted voice on the local scene maria tessa sciarrino weighed in on fun vampires.
she calls us