All you have to do is look somewhat attractive, stay out of trouble and read the goddamned news off of a teleprompter. It can’t be that hard, right? WRONG! Bikini-pic emailing CBS3 reporter Alycia Lane has fucked up before but she’s probably never fucked up this much! The cover of the New York […]

Alfonso Ribeiro presents: Breakin’ and Poppin’ circa 1985. No one is born a dancer. NO ONE!

Soon after September 11th, the State Department “Council of American Muslims for Understanding… and the American People” created a “Shared Values” series of public relations videos in order to improve our image in Middle Eastern nations. These videos contain heartwarming stories of Muslims in America but leave out the not-so-heartwarming stories of Americans in Oil […]

Beanie Sigel might be back behind bars (again…)

Yesterday was pretty much a total bust. But we did get our sign on the jumbotron/fanavision, i took pictures of the ball girl’s butt and got some sweet pictures of the lovely October sky.

Oh man! I’m seeing Van Halen in South Philly tonight. I haven’t seen them since 1988 and I’ve never seen them with Diamond Dave singing. Don’t tell me that you are too punk rock or whatever for the mighty VH. To bastardize a quote from my main man Damone “Can you honestly tell […]

Barry Bonds’ home-run record breaking baseball was purchased at auction by Hip Hop Clothing mogul Mark Ecko, a fact confirmed by the auction house it was sold in, SCP Auctions. Details after the jump.

The internet has been boiling over with poop excitement since the free diy record label poibella released its debut album, compoi0. The album is free to download and contains 29 banging and semi-banging tracks from a variety of “artists.” Poibella plans to release several solo albums this year (also free) and then compoi1 next summer. […]

Uber Rich idiot Nicole Richie spent a mere one friggin hour of a four day sentence in jail today for driving the fucking wrong way down a California freeway while stoned and whacked out of her puny mind. She could have killed someone but as we all know that means jack shit. Check out this […]