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Ed Rendell Equates College Kids Stoked On Obama With Jonestown Massacre

April 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

I always thought that PA Governor Ed Rendell seemed like a pretty cool guy but a recent Huffington Post article (posted before Hillary Clinton’s “big” win in Pennsylvania) shows the ex mayor of Philadelphia acting like a salty old baby to a small group of college kids.

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PA Residents: Last Day To Register To Vote In The Primary

March 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Voting isn’t just for old people…Pennsylvania residents are registering in anticipated record numbers in advance of Monday’s deadline to vote in the April 22 primary.
Personally, I switched from Independent to Dem (uh, although I haven’t yet gotten a new voter registration card and I’m not holding my breath) and, if rumors are true, right-leaning radio […]

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Who’s A Cooler Mayor: Tommy Carcetti or Michael Nutter?

March 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

That’s an unfair question since one of those guys isn’t real. But, Mayor Nutter knows how to keep it real - he’s such a big fan of HBO’s The Wire (AKA - the best television show evar!) that he’s arranged for a special network-sanctioned screening of the series finale at City Hall on Sunday night.
The […]

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Bonds’ Ball — To the Moon!

September 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Barry Bonds’ home-run record breaking baseball was purchased at auction by Hip Hop Clothing mogul Mark Ecko, a fact confirmed by the auction house it was sold in, SCP Auctions. Details after the jump.

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Nutter Not Even Mayor and Making Things Happen

September 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Nutter is fighting Street on police promotions which is a good thing. What the city of Philadelphia needs is some lame duck appointments by a lame duck mayor in the protection and freedom in our city. With 225 promotions up in the air, at street level supervision, Street says now, Nutter says wait.

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Kucinich Auctions off his Interns

July 19th, 2007 · 2 Comments

OK i lied. My main man Dennis Kucinich is putting his interns up for adoption to help fund his fledgling campaign. Even though the man is the sanest person on the Democratic ticket with the best ideas he is also the man with the non-white-soundingest name, has a peace symbol in his logo and is […]

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