Ah, google, what a miraculous thing. Today i was checking out our stats and i was very curious as to what search phrases are bringing people here. Some are no surprise like the obvious, “fun vampires” and some bring people to specific old articles like “lil wayne” and “indra petersons”. But some of them are […]

The internet has been boiling over with poop excitement since the free diy record label poibella released its debut album, compoi0. The album is free to download and contains 29 banging and semi-banging tracks from a variety of “artists.” Poibella plans to release several solo albums this year (also free) and then compoi1 next summer. […]

Saaaahhweeeeeeettttt. Beautiful Katamari demo hit XBL this morning! We haven’t had a chance to touch the prettiness yet but it’s first on the list when we get home from the FV Cult Caverns. Maybe, if you’re good i’ll write a review of this and the Bioshock demo that dropped yesterday. Anyways, go have fun rolling […]

Once again Labuda has skirted his duties as the weekend advisor so I’ here to ruin all your fun once again with the Hermit Edition®. Tonight is first friday but guess what, I don’t care! I’m certainly not going to cram myself into the tiny sidewalks and galleries of Olde City along with the […]

Cue that Amebix record: Remember a while back when two train hoppin’, soap dodgin’, circle-that-A types stomped another punk rocker to death on the roof of a West Philly squat and then hightailed it out of town before the long arm of the law could nab them? Well, guess what…they got CAUGHT!

Every one’s favorite vocal Philadelphian racist, (you need to see his showcase of motorcycles covered in Confederate flags, which is extra odd since he’s a Yankee!) Joey Vento is featured currently on the front page of BBC News. Señor Joey, the owner of Geno’s Steaks is once again in the limelight due […]

you know that your movement is either on the brink of being co-opted or just being torn down as a total joke (that it was trying not to ever slip into) when the NEW YORK TIMES starts covering you.
goodbye freeganism. now you’ll just be known as some stupid thing for ugly chicks (check all […]

Again our main man Ed has hooked us up via email with bunch of links (which is good because someone has been slacking). Among them was this gem which is right up the FV alley. Replate.org is a place, nay a movement that is very simple. Don’t waste your food homies. Got some leftovers? Put […]

3 t-shirts i designed a ways back. Maybe one day i’ll get around to making them in a very limited edition. i just found this in my “random” folder from a few years ago. Click on for the rest.

As resident trash revolutionary and total gaylord (no homo), you know damn well that I’m gonna push this event

The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

America’s most illiterate mayor vetoed an upcoming referendum on the May 15th ballot which asked Philadelphians if ca$inos should be allowed within 1500ft of a school, mosque, church etc. The sleazy, obviously paid in an escalade mayor decided the citizens of the city had no right to be heard on this matter that directly affects […]

So Virb, the new more open source community friendly, non-rupert-murdoch owned networking site has gone public, post beta, etc etc. Of course the Vampires are there to spread the funvampiritic gospel to the masses. Join us, or die. virb.com/funvampires. Even though myspace is now considered old news feel free to add your favorite fun-sucking fogies […]

For those of you that don’t know, Milton Street is the brother of current moron mayor John Street. Among other shady shit he’s done, in 2006 Milton was indicted for tax evasion and corruption. He just dropped out of the Mayoral race and is now running for city council against his own nephew. Watch as […]

I know, I know. Myspace is stupid, right?

So surreal!!
Agnew just announced that partygod Andew WK will be giving a (drumroll, please) LECTURE in the boardroom of the First Unitarian Church! YES! Click on for more info / tix.

I miss baseball season, Phillies games in particular, especially during the days where the sub-arctic winds make my face crack and my nipples hard enough to slice titanium.
Sure, the obvious reasons being I miss partaking in an activity that involves weather that does not cause physical agony and being able to bingedrink before sundown without […]

This gainfully unemployed, underachiever takes you on a fantastic journey into the magical world of the shiftless twenty something slacker and fends off those that pose that pesky query, “What, exactly, do you do all day?” For the latest tales from the trenches of the jobless..oh yeah, and reviews of Pan’s Labyrinth , Children of […]

Seriously, people. Do we really need to read an article on Freegans? I guess it was a slow news week or something. Hopefully this week the PW has an article about some raging D-beat crust band trying to free Mumia or something. Anyway, we here at FunVampires are confused! We always thought […]

This picture is the end result of a little weekend DIY chair repair. I found it in the trash….