Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

Ah, google, what a miraculous thing. Today i was checking out our stats and i was very curious as to what search phrases are bringing people here. Some are no surprise like the obvious, “fun vampires” and some bring people to specific old articles like “lil wayne” and “indra petersons”. But some of them are […]

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

Finally, we’re number one at something - and that something is the Number One American Sports Mascot as reported by Forbes.com

The Philadelphia Inquirer, in an article that could have been ripped from a punk rock fanzine circa 1992, asks: Can meat-eaters and vegetarians get along?
“This is the time of year we place a cooked brown carcass on the table, then reach inside its body cavity and scoop out powerfully odoriferous items that people are expected […]

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Saaaahhweeeeeeettttt. Beautiful Katamari demo hit XBL this morning! We haven’t had a chance to touch the prettiness yet but it’s first on the list when we get home from the FV Cult Caverns. Maybe, if you’re good i’ll write a review of this and the Bioshock demo that dropped yesterday. Anyways, go have fun rolling […]

Mondays can be hard. Walk it out with this illness.

Everyone’s favorite non throwing quarterback has just be indicted for dog fighting charges including, trafficking animals, buying animals strictly for fighting and the biggest attention getter, TRAINING and BREEDING PIT BULLS FOR FIGHTING PURPOSES.

I’m super over anything with the retarded American Apparel look, even if it’s ironic. BUT, bowling is rad and even more rad, this is in a church basement. And what’s more godly than half naked hipster chicks getting totally wasted while groping some big balls and getting whirled by South Philly Guidos? Sound like your […]

Every one’s favorite vocal Philadelphian racist, (you need to see his showcase of motorcycles covered in Confederate flags, which is extra odd since he’s a Yankee!) Joey Vento is featured currently on the front page of BBC News. Señor Joey, the owner of Geno’s Steaks is once again in the limelight due […]

FUCK THE POLICE. nuff said. Actually also, Fuck the south.

I dare you to make it through this whole video! Words can not describe how insanely awkward this video is. Click read on to torture yourself.

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
Our pal Josh tells us that last month a large shark (uh, non-panic inducing codeword for Great White?) was spotted off the Jersey […]

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

While researching Reh Dogg videos on youtube, I stumbled upon further evidence that not only do monsters exist! but they engage in spectacular underwater battles. Beware!

Labuda is sick this week so it’s up to me to give youz guyz some of my picks for the weekend. However i am a hermit and i am allergic to social events and gatherings so i shall do my best to give you my plans for the weekend which may remind you of things […]

Laxsmi (b&w)and Sita (brown) battle for queen of the living room

After switching their food to a more energy-riffic formula my stupid rescued animals could not stop playing last night. behold the devil truly is inside Sita as shown in the pictures after the woof.