The LARP I went to this weekend is an Asian-themed game, a kind of mashup of Eastern fantasy elements, with Samurai and Ninjas and dragons and demons. It’s really fun, and it’s nice to get away from the Tolkienesque fantasy cliches found so often in gaming. I tried to take pictures for you guys, […]

“Friends, now is the time to calm the waves we have stirred.” said Marc Whitten, GM of Xbox Live, to his colleagues after weeks of his service being plagued by outages and inoperability. He continued, “We’re going to give them a free game, we’re going to give them Undertow.”

All you have to do is look somewhat attractive, stay out of trouble and read the goddamned news off of a teleprompter. It can’t be that hard, right? WRONG! Bikini-pic emailing CBS3 reporter Alycia Lane has fucked up before but she’s probably never fucked up this much! The cover of the New York […]

Yesterday was pretty much a total bust. But we did get our sign on the jumbotron/fanavision, i took pictures of the ball girl’s butt and got some sweet pictures of the lovely October sky.

MishkaNYC is a streetwear company. Dave Elliot and Ron Morelli are DJs. Ron lived in Philly for a while and he had two different nights that i loved: Reagan Diskow Headache and the super awesome Paradise At Key West. Then he left Philly to attend Handsome Boy Modelling School. He and Dave formed like Voltron and became the […]

9 Murders in the past 4 days. Way to go Philadelphia, you really know how to have a good time. Keep up the good work. Also Saturday night I was right around the corner from the Broad and Reed murder and my friend walked past the medical guys examining the body, THIS SHIT IS REAL

So I’ve been searching the web for awhile now for footage of Straight Edge in the news media. I’m specifically looking for the 48 Hours and 20/20 reports from the mid 90’s and the local Philly news affiliate coverage (I remember they were in the now long gone C.I. Records store off
South Street) that […]

Alexander Vinokourov has been found guilty of preliminary doping with a blood transfusion after his win on Saturday’s time trial. His team has quit the tour with 2 general classification top places Andreas Kloden and Audrey Kashechkin in places 5 and 8 respectively. Vino who has had a rough tour will probably never be able […]

So philly weekly told you where you can get your dope, but I gotta suck some of the fun outta that high. Compare those spots to this map of murders in 2006. Those corners are in some dangerous neighborhoods! Why’s it gotta be so hard to get some H? Hook those fools up in a […]

payback’s a bitch, they say. and other times it’s getting kidnapped and making a videotaped confession that you are gay while you have a dildo up your ass (i was going to say, “under duress” but i think the dildo in the ass thing sort of implied that).
joe francis, the founder of the girls […]

Yesterday i attended the Phillies 3rd game this season at Citizens Bank Park against division rival the Lamelanta Gays Atlanta Braves. Regardless of the chilly 40º temperature my girlfriend Laura was extremely excited to see her dreamboat Chase Utley and her true love NL MVP Ryan Howard (don’t we all just love him?). […]

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The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

In honor of that King Tut thing that they’re doing at the Franklin Institute, I’m going to give you a brief history of King Tut’s life based on what I read in his wikipedia entry in between doing stuff at work.
Nebkheperure Tutankhamun was a pharoah of the 18th dynasty in Egypt. I don’t really […]