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Increase da Peace

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Monty python animated a canardian vampire interviewing a dead hippy. Stop wars yo…

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Doctor Who for Beginners: The Doctor

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments

To continue my Doctor Who for Beginners series I began a million years ago with Daleks for Dummies, I’d like to start a new subseries where I introduce you to each of the Doctors and plow my way through the first four so I can start talking shit about Davison, Colin Baker, and McCoy. […]

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Source Material @ 222 gallery sneak peek

October 4th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Tomorrow night, first friday our pal and lunch buddy Ed Looram is curating a show at the 222 Gallery in ye olde city. Artists include eric elms, jeremy dean, luke barber smith and more. I asked, nay forced Ed to give me an explanation of the show in his own words and he finally complied.
“So […]

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Dem Some Big ‘Ole Balls

August 27th, 2007 · 6 Comments

I kinda feel bad for the “Cracker” sporting the small ball sack who pulls up at a stoplight next to the obvious “Alpha Cracker” with his GIANT BALL SACK dangling from his trailer hitch! What an awkward life moment. Maybe he can counter by painting his ball sack to look like brass balls and add […]

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