“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward. Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!
Entries Tagged as 'celebrity crushes'
First Friday Special: Hans Never Dies!
September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
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Natalie Portman launches a line of vegan shoes
May 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Natalie Portman (who FV nerd-types may know from her role as Padmé Amidala in the Star Wars prequels Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith) has always been an advocate of environmental causes. We’ve been slacking a bit on the style info here at FV. Anyway, I just found out that Ms. […]
Tags: nerdery · animals · celebrity crushes · fashion · hippies · veganism · star wars · peta · politically correct · nerd board · vegan · vegetarian · nerd · the force · jedi mind tricks · tree hugger
Poofinga Presentz: Weezy F. Baby
December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments
Lil Wayne’s been fucking shit up lately. Since his last “official” release “Tha Carter II”, dude’s dropped an insane number of mixtapes: freestyles, remixes, live tracks and collabs. Many are available for free on the interweb but sometimes they have ads edited over the music, “YOU JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY AN […]
Tags: hip hop · music · weed · chetrasho · celebrity crushes · dystopia · people · free music · mixtape · mathematics · MP3s · da hood · motorcycles · drugs · legend · free stuff · poopaganda · tats · brains · mancrush · almost free music · downloads · money · u mad · gold fronts
Radiohead Broadcast: Entanglement, Unravel
November 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Radiohead have loosed a broadcast upon the world last night and here it is now for your viewing pleasure. In typical Radiohead fashion it starts out with a mascot monster man spinning records and then Thom comes on the scene to spin some trippiness. In the end the band performs a cover of Bjork’s Unravel […]
Tags: celebrity crushes · free music · Neo-psychedelia · lasers · kittens · radiohead · monster mash
Don’t You Dare to Try and Stop Us
November 5th, 2007 · No Comments
I’m sure everyone has had a situation in his/her life that, in some way, seemed like a scene out of the movie Clerks. “Oh man that’s like when Dante blah blah blah!” “Dude!” Well I can’t recall ever having a moment like that until this past weekend and I’m glad 1) it made me chuckle […]
Tags: music · inspiration · nerdery · celebrity crushes · heavy metal · drugs · legend · retards · music videos · film · beer
Big Daddy takes over the suburbs
November 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
Check out this awesome Big Daddy / Little Sister Halloween get up. So cute i want to puke. If you don’t know what this is referencing you are not nerdy enough. RAPTURE.
Tags: gaming · nerdery · celebrity crushes · video games · awkward · awesome parenting
Lazy Reviewer: 2 movies, 2 video games and 1 album.
October 15th, 2007 · 4 Comments
This is part of a new series i’m going to do because i read, see, buy, and listen to a lot of shit every week / month but i’m too lazy and too distracted to sit and write something about each thing cohesively. Now i will give you only the info you need to […]
Tags: art&design · music · gaming · nerdery · celebrity crushes · toys · video games · film · addiction · xbox 360 · almost free music · lazy reviews
Photos from yesterdays Phillies loss
October 4th, 2007 · 5 Comments
Yesterday was pretty much a total bust. But we did get our sign on the jumbotron/fanavision, i took pictures of the ball girl’s butt and got some sweet pictures of the lovely October sky.
Tags: celebrity crushes · curses · douchebags · philadelphia · brats · balls · famous idiots · billboard · NLDS · Baseball
RADIOHEAD- In Rainbows. pay whatever you want!
October 1st, 2007 · No Comments
Radiohead is one of my very favorite bands of all time, if not my favorite. Now they have ditched their label(s) and are currently offering their new album “in rainbows” for pre-order at radiohead.com. You can either preorder the actual physical disk and box art for a whopping 40 pound sterling or pay whatever you […]
Tags: music · celebrity crushes · MP3s · almost free music · downloads
Vampire Report: Halo 3 NYC Launch Party
September 27th, 2007 · 13 Comments
Sent in by Christiaan Rule, aka GA7CA.
It was just after 5 pm and the hype train had been running through my head all day. In less then an hour I would be at Microsoft’s New York offices playing halo3 with countless other gaming nerds. I had scored this rare and prized opportunity through a friend […]
Tags: gaming · nerdery · celebrity crushes · alien · new york · video games · awkward · addiction · xbox 360 · XBLA · master chief
My Bloody Valentine Reunion Rumor
August 27th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Andrew Mackie tipped us that the website The Daily Swarm is reporting about a possible My Bloody Valentine reunion for next years Coachella music festival with a tour following the fest. Wait, did they ever actually break up? I think that they just went on hiatus for a million years. For some […]
Tags: news · music · indie rock · inspiration · noise · events · hot chicks · celebrity crushes · people · destruction · booze · blood · brats · drugs · legend · egomania · breaking news · fanboyism · rumor mill
CASTRO IS DEAD (?)
August 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments
You heard it here first. That’s what our secret sources say at FV (foxtrot victor) Cuba Base Camp. We’ll get back to you with any proof. Not that you’ll need it if/when CNN is all over this shit. Either way, rumors are fun. We scooped the world. p.s. RIP Miami!
Tags: chetrasho · mullen · celebrity crushes · fascism · egomania · class war · commies · breaking news · rumor mill
FV Confessions: I’m a Perv.
August 22nd, 2007 · 4 Comments
Since things have slowed down here a bit, I figured there’s no better time than the present to get all livejournal/xanga up in this bitch. So recently this Fun Vampire has watching a British show called Totally Frank, on some channel that I think is named Family Room HD. The show is […]
Tags: lifestyle · movies · love · television · hot chicks · celebrity crushes · interracial dating · bitches · addiction · losers
Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel Review
August 17th, 2007 · 14 Comments
In keeping with our theme this week of video game nerdiness, I decided to search out the Mountain Dew® Limited Edition Halo® 3 Game Fuel(tm) and give it a scientific groping and tasting. Then of course we needed to ruin your day by making you read about it. Proceed with caution, Master Chief and Caffeine […]
Tags: gaming · celebrity crushes · South Philly · time wasting · addiction · fanboyism · candy · taste bud rape · vampire food · xbox 360
Stupid reporter gets nabbed trying to hack the hax0rz.
August 6th, 2007 · 9 Comments
NBC reporter Michelle Madigan thought she was smarter than the hax0rz at DefCon15 and tried to get the hax0rz to admit on hidden camera that they were up to no good. Of course these computer minded geniuses were not dumb enough to fall for it. So they turned the tables and outed this dumbass publicly. […]
Tags: nerdery · www · celebrity crushes · fascism · class warfare · commies · crazy fucks · bad parenting · whatwedoissecret · internetz
the rentals, spaceland: it’s all about sara
July 31st, 2007 · 6 Comments
if you missed them the first time around, well, they’re back. post-pinkerton, matt sharp left weezer (bass) to concentrate on his rentals side project full time.
well, he has reassembled the band, albeit with only one of the original members and they just played a saturday night residency at spaceland in LA, and i caught […]
Tags: indie rock · hot chicks · celebrity crushes · los angeles · live music
FVCelebHeartBreak: Fiona Apple Edition
July 29th, 2007 · 5 Comments
It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…
Tags: music · chetrasho · lifestyle · love · mullen · hot chicks · www · celebrity crushes · people · hippies · hermitude · veganism · zombies · alien · gay · keeping tabs · legend · retards · sex · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · time wasting · bitches · breaking news · bad parenting · live music · fanboyism · laziness · losers · fitness is a vampire
Good Times For A Change…
July 25th, 2007 · 9 Comments
Last night, Minirich and I ventured down tha shore to see The Man in Atlantic City on the last night of his U.S. tour. I’ve never seen Morrissey before so I wasn’t fully prepared for the weirdness.
Tags: music · events · nerdery · celebrity crushes · violence · gay · egomania · boots&braces · live music · fanboyism
Philly Moz News: Morrissey Drama at T-Mom’s
July 23rd, 2007 · 14 Comments
Our pals Chrischarge, Mini Rich and Mike Quinn tipped us that Morrissey stopping into Tattooed Mom’s for a drink last night. Word on the street is that the evening involved some faux mingling, some fan snubbing, some pushing and shoving and other drama! It’s stuff like this that makes Philly my favorite place and Chrischarge […]
Tags: news · music · indie rock · nerdery · celebrity crushes · violence · philadelphia · booze · punk · legend · egomania · boots&braces · youz · breaking news · awkward · fanboyism · killadelphia
Kucinich Auctions off his Interns
July 19th, 2007 · 2 Comments
OK i lied. My main man Dennis Kucinich is putting his interns up for adoption to help fund his fledgling campaign. Even though the man is the sanest person on the Democratic ticket with the best ideas he is also the man with the non-white-soundingest name, has a peace symbol in his logo and is […]
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