Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

Beanie Sigel might be back behind bars (again…)

So yesterday, I was riding my bike to wawa to grab some cool refreshing beverage and I saw a Lamborghini Gallardo with some idiot in it trying to parallel park on 2nd st by Washington. Now why would you be driving that car all the way over there when you are supposed to park it […]

I kinda feel bad for the “Cracker” sporting the small ball sack who pulls up at a stoplight next to the obvious “Alpha Cracker” with his GIANT BALL SACK dangling from his trailer hitch! What an awkward life moment. Maybe he can counter by painting his ball sack to look like brass balls and add […]

toot-toot! fun vampires demonstrates its complete and utter superiority to the so-called hipster media of philadelphia (these complete losers don’t count) by not hyping up the retarded pooped! festival.
first of all, we come up with a way better play on the pooped than city paper.
second, even though philebrity attempts to dis the pooped, they can’t […]

The Philadelphia Film Fest is coming up April 5 - 18. To get ready, I looked through the entire Program at a Glance, carefully viewing each tiny picture and reading each 20 - 30 word synopsis. My informed, well-intentioned review of each movie, based on this minute information, after the jump.

Remember when you sold a few things, skipped the rent and took that all too short trip to Europe a few years ago? Well if you do you may remember seeing a bunch of these cute little cars rolling around the roads through the green fields of France and such.