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First Friday Special: Hans Never Dies!

September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

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Czech out this fucking dog

November 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

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This dog I guess lives at our hostel. I’m glad dogs understand every language (the language if dog love). We had a lovely game of catch and now it’s time to try and do some tourist shit before it rains.

Tags: Uncategorized · care bears

Lost In-Toxication

August 23rd, 2007 · 4 Comments

Bill Murray could [hilariously] face DWI charges after having been pulled over in Stockholm for driving a golf cart through the city’s downtown area. Drunk. Being the ignorant foreigner that I am, I previously assumed that it was pretty commonplace for people in Stockholm to get drunk and ride golf carts around until 4am. Apparently […]

Tags: care bears · civil disobedience · booze · robots · film · Sweden · internetz · balls

Ookie aka Ron Mexico aka Michael Vick indicted for dog fighting

July 18th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Everyone’s favorite non throwing quarterback has just be indicted for dog fighting charges including, trafficking animals, buying animals strictly for fighting and the biggest attention getter, TRAINING and BREEDING PIT BULLS FOR FIGHTING PURPOSES.

Tags: care bears · news · gaming · sports · lifestyle · monsters · people · violence · gambling · destruction · douchebags · egomania · dumb animals · retards · class war · crazy fucks · breaking news · bad parenting · cops · losers

TV at Work Klub: Peep Show

July 17th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

Tags: care bears · inspiration · weed · chetrasho · unemployment · nerdery · hot chicks · www · dystopia · zombies · douchebags · booze · gay · drugs · sex · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · free stuff · time wasting · TV · bitches

Brownies of Death

May 23rd, 2007 · 10 Comments

Jah sez: The sacred herb gives life not death so legalize it. I don’t know why they made this guy resign. From what I’ve seen most cops could use some w33d. You definitely won’t die but time might go really really really really really really slow.

Tags: care bears · weed · chetrasho · metal · lifestyle · science · god · godzilla · dystopia · recipes · mathematics · hippies · zombies · alien · video games · fascism · da hood · drugs · dumb animals

Girl Talk @ The Living Room in Providence, RI 05/04/07

May 6th, 2007 · No Comments

While his dual computers kick out the jams (mp3s: Hold Up and Bounce That), Girl Talk (aka Gregg Gillis) takes a moment to lock eyes with one of the many Providence Hiltons in attendance.

Tags: care bears · hip hop · music · chetrasho · events · dancing · MP3s · gay · brats · providence · mashup

Eat your tea!

May 2nd, 2007 · 11 Comments

With the weather getting warmer, who wants to drink hot tea when you can eat it cold? Burmese food’s got some great salads, combining fresh greens with unique ingredients.

Tags: care bears · DIY · food · recipes · veganism · philadelphia

Happy Friday! Tiny Tim videos of the past

April 27th, 2007 · No Comments

In honor of it being a rainy friday (here at least) and also in honor of me buying “God Bless Tiny Tim” yesterday i give you these wonderful videos of a true legend.

Tags: care bears · music · celebrity crushes · punk · prophecy · legend

Free Homotopy Theory Today!

April 25th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

Tags: care bears · art&design · DIY · sophists · chairs · history · weed · chetrasho · metal · science · events · nerdery · god · mullen · books · godzilla · civil disobedience · monsters · dystopia · mathematics · nature · hermitude · destruction · zombies · douchebags · blood · piss · gay · class warfare · brats · da hood

fun vampires has another admirer!

April 24th, 2007 · 8 Comments

earlier this month, we sh4t on a weeklong thrill-fest known as the pooped festival. amazingly, out of our stellar coverage of this craptacularly over-hyped weeklong fest, someone was reading! internet celebrity and trusted voice on the local scene maria tessa sciarrino weighed in on fun vampires.
she calls us

Tags: care bears · indie rock · love · romance · fascism

Tainted Loved

April 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Abandoned Bear, 9th and Wharton St South Philly. ©2007 nicholas hans

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Paid Vacation: Rings, Cruises, Douchebags

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Sometimes we forget the beauty of the internet but where else can a fantasy champion sieze true glory, cruise on the cheap to greece and bag a hot chick whilst looking douchebagesque? So take a paid vacation from your job, check some links, kill some time, learn something useless and wreck the GDP.

Tags: care bears · trashpicking · weed · sports · travel · chetrasho · lifestyle · nerdery · hot chicks · godzilla · fashion · dystopia · douchebags · alien

4/18 HumpDay Special: PromTrash Plastik

April 15th, 2007 · No Comments

As resident trash revolutionary and total gaylord (no homo), you know damn well that I’m gonna push this event

Tags: care bears · trashpicking · dumpster · weed · chetrasho · lifestyle · events · fashion · philadelphia · booze · gay

New York, what are you doing tonight?

April 12th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Design nerds rejoice! True Believers is a group art show with works by some of the best young designers & illustrators in the business. It’s at the Riviera Gallery tonight.
Get all the info you need right here.

Tags: care bears · art&design · booze · new york

Hoppy Easter!

April 8th, 2007 · 6 Comments

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Easter is a mixture of two holidays, the secular and the religious. The secular holiday centers on eggs and bunnies, but most Christians also celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The historical truth is debatable, but the gist of Jesus’ story is this: Dude grew up poor, enjoyed the […]

Tags: care bears · art&design · hip hop · DIY · inspiration · sunsets · weed · politics · chetrasho · love · god · romance · mullen · animals · hot chicks · godzilla · civil disobedience · dystopia · nature · destruction · sunrise · veganism · zombies

Midday Music: Che Trasho

April 4th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Today’s musical offering is a debut of Philly’s own Che Trasho. Currently reppin’ from the hills of Providence RI, Che Trasho brings the flow like no other. Not merely satisfied with breaking boundaries, Trash decides to one up all mc’s by creating his own. I dare you not to get straight hooked on the hook […]

Tags: care bears · hip hop · music · DIY · chetrasho · mathematics · MP3s

Phillie Phanatic Goes Vegan, West Philly Punx Rejoice!

March 29th, 2007 · 14 Comments

Last year, the Phillies organization started offering veggie dogs at certain concession stands at Citizens Bank Park. This year, the Phils seem to be taking it even further. It all begs the question ‘Is the Phanatic vegan?’

Tags: care bears · food · sports · veganism

Whiskey Barrel Gardening

March 28th, 2007 · 13 Comments

Here in Ye Olde South Philadelphia our houses are tiny. Most of us have zero back yard or deck. On my block there’s no grass to be seen and zero trees. The day i settled on this house my mom gave me a cement planter with nice flowers as a housewarming gift. the next […]

Tags: care bears · DIY · civil disobedience · hippies · nature

On being a 29 year old n00b.

March 26th, 2007 · 7 Comments

So here i am in the second half of my 29th year in this body, on this planet, uh earth. And somehow or another i have become a gaming n00b. It all started last November

Tags: care bears · gadgets · gaming · nerdery · television · otaku · hermitude