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Don’t F*#k with My Chocolate

November 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I first read about this in the Sept 2007 issue of Smithsonian Magazine. The article was about a device called a molinillo, which is basically a fancy stick used to stir chocolate drinks. Anyways, the article talks a little bit about the history of chocolate and how the world’s changing and people buy chocolate in […]

Tags: food · politics · dystopia · douchebags · packaging · sweets · ripoff · candy · taste bud rape · big brother

Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel Review

August 17th, 2007 · 14 Comments

In keeping with our theme this week of video game nerdiness, I decided to search out the Mountain Dew® Limited Edition Halo® 3 Game Fuel(tm) and give it a scientific groping and tasting. Then of course we needed to ruin your day by making you read about it. Proceed with caution, Master Chief and Caffeine […]

Tags: gaming · celebrity crushes · South Philly · time wasting · addiction · fanboyism · candy · taste bud rape · vampire food · xbox 360

X Candy Man X

August 1st, 2007 · 4 Comments

I have found my true calling at last. Candy and Coffee reviewer.When my friend brought to my attention the fact that Hershey’s was about to unleash upon us a new variety of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. I was at once excited, hungry, and oddly horny.

Tags: food · blood · C R E A M · freeganism · addiction · candy

For all youz fecalfeliacs!

July 30th, 2007 · 5 Comments

“Just leave it. we got it.” Yes, this is the motto for the shit pioneers of Sprinkle Brigade. Established in 2005, Sprinkle Brigade is a group of basement dwellers with a sick, but humorous affection for fecal matter. As stated on the site, their mission is to put a shit-eating grin on all of the […]

Tags: collections · animals · toys · cheap eats · youz · free stuff · awkward · candy · losers · poop

Camo Kisses / Candy Not Bombs

July 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Here at the FV Cult Compound we love us some candy. Today we were stoked to see this new little camo coated kiss by Hershey. It’s pretty weird though really and i have conflicting feelings about it (USA USA USA). The kisses themselves are wrapped in an almost traditional woodland camo foil as seen above. […]

Tags: food · mullen · civil disobedience · packaging · freeganism · addiction · candy