Big up to ex-Philadelphian Cullen Stalin and his Baltimore crew. Their totally DIY Taxlo party got voted best dance party in the latest issue of Blender. And, yes, that’s Philly dude Diplo on the fader. Straight up, that’s mad decent. Seems like only yesterday we were yakking on the Trackstar Records messageboard and dancing at the Aqua Lounge.

A while ago, a friend asked me if I’ve ever been to Gay Phil’s (sidenote: Gay Phil is allegedly 100% heterosexual) store. I hadn’t and my answer was probably something like “What are you talking about? He doesn’t own a store.” But, he does! And, some people liked the store so much that they […]

San Francisco fun vampires, you need to check out an art exhibit for us. Our Irak-y pal Tim Artz dropped us a line to let us know that he and the rest of the Dustward have an art show opening TONIGHT at San Francisco’s Hamburger Eyes Epicenter.

Some of you know i am a designer by trade and once in a blue moon i’ll toot my own horn. This is one of those times because i actually really like this design. This is the UO Colorblock tee, it’s supposed to be for wymyns but i can see some metroster dudes totally rocking […]

The title pretty much says it all. Not like anyone is surprised.

Jeopardy is probably my favorite TV show. Last night while watching the show I was amused to note that one of the contestants was sporting the early to mid 90’s emo/indierocker look. She had on these cat eye glasses and she looked like, well, she looked like she’d just gotten back from the More Than […]

So somehow I wound up being a theoretical mathematician. It’s a pretty good life thus far but what is it good for? Well, math pays my bills and that aint bad… But there’s alot more than that. Check this video of mad genious Timothy Gowers for a glimpse and, if you’re still awake afterwards, check […]

Mother goes shopping at the push of a button while Father pays the bills on his counterpart console. Electronic correspondence machines allow people to communicate all over the world. The Video screen keeps you up to date on the Zombie rebellion in NYC. Will wonders ever cease?

Oh shit! This weekend is gonna be WILD!

Back with a bang (yeah, yeah)! I’m no longer slacking at the beach and I’m here to give you some info on what to do in Philly on this fine Labor Day weekend.

Fun Vampires Sure Shot Jumpoff Alert!

The last time we did this it was siiiiiiiick and this time it’s gonna be even more wildout. Here is your advanced warning on the Friday Night Fun Vampires Sure Shot Jumpoff!

In continuation of my slacking I have to confess that I am leaving on a 10 hour car drive in less than 24 hours.  Even so, I got those picks for ya…

Ian Meyer is my homeboy and probably my best friend. He comes from the magical land of Iowa but you might know him from his stints living in Boston, Royersford PA, Philly or New York (or maybe some other places). Maybe you met him while we was on tour as a roadie for the excellent […]

I have found my true calling at last. Candy and Coffee reviewer.When my friend brought to my attention the fact that Hershey’s was about to unleash upon us a new variety of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. I was at once excited, hungry, and oddly horny.

my drinking days are over but i still do enjoy cold beverages and robots so this is right up my alley. It’s not the newest thing on the internet but it’s new to me so cut me a break damnit. For only $800 you can be pounding beers with a japanese speaking beerbot in no […]

Fuck the 4th of July. This is Independence Day. Live free, America!
Click on for a list of my favorite Americans and a stupid contest!

Every one’s favorite vocal Philadelphian racist, (you need to see his showcase of motorcycles covered in Confederate flags, which is extra odd since he’s a Yankee!) Joey Vento is featured currently on the front page of BBC News. Señor Joey, the owner of Geno’s Steaks is once again in the limelight due […]

A few years ago, jae kwon invited me to join a mixcdclub. What’s that you ask? Find 11 losers friends. Assign a month to each friend and take one for yourself. If you have months left over or you ran out of months too soon, then you fucked up. Otherwise, each person sends a mixcd […]

I am an Apple Computers kind of a guy. I have (but never use) an ipod, I’ve had 3 powerbooks, a powermac, I use a macmini at home and an imac G5 at work. But let me tell you this, the iphone is a piece of garbage. Sure it looks kind of pretty on […]