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Nerdy computer tattoo guy is not so nerdy after all

August 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Okay, so a while back I posted here about really bad logo tattoos. One in particular stood out– a Dell tattoo. To me, Dell is a kind of lame, nothing-brand– not one that I thought anybody would be stoked about enough to get it branded on them for life. So I made fun of the […]

Tags: art&design · breaking news · awkward · tats · awfultattoos · tattoos

A Serious School Shooting Incident Response Game

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

Tags: gaming · destruction · alien · video games · fascism · crazy fucks · breaking news · bad parenting · cops · murder · wtf is this · vice · totally fucked · awesome parenting · u mad · realism · big brother · holy shit

Watch For Flying Bats

June 30th, 2008 · No Comments

This past Friday, Pie and I were sitting around talking about how we’ve noticed a lot of baseball bats breaking this year. Little did I know that Jim Salisbury would have a story in Sunday’s Inquierer about that very topic. It seems that baseball bats are shattering all too often lately.
Here I was thinking that a baseball […]

Tags: violence · breaking news · Baseball

Unrepentant

May 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

Tags: travel · chetrasho · thieves · cars · destruction · brats · legend · dumb animals · stupid · breaking news · travellers · bad parenting · cops · balls · money · awesome parenting · u mad · no arms no legs · trucks · real cigarettes · sami

Dillinger Escape Plan on Late Night with Conan O’Brien

February 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, I know that there is a writers strike going on and all that but the kids need their mathed out tech metal-hardcore fix.
Crazily, Conan O’Brien is happy to oblige the metalcore masses - New Jersey’s Dillinger Escape Plan are slated to be the musical guest on tonights Late Night with Conan O’Brien.  Is this the first […]

Tags: news · music · DIY · noise · metal · hardcore · television · people · veganism · philadelphia · heavy metal · TV · breaking news · live music · new jersey · peta · insanity

Damn, That’s A Good Lookin’ Dog!

January 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Looking for a dog to take to the Clark Park Bowl? Looking for a cat to help keep the mice outta your box of soft pretzels? How ’bout a bunny for your classroom? From now til forever there will be a new monthly spot on FV that will feature some of the bestest animals available […]

Tags: news · inspiration · animals · philadelphia · breaking news · cats · pets · dogs

Look who I ran into at the mummers parade.

January 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Yep, that’s the mayor. He high fived my pals, took pictures with mummers and
took boos in stride. Happy new year nutter!

Tags: class warfare · da neighbahood · breaking news

Some band i never heard of called Excepter exempts themselves from playing Philly…

November 2nd, 2007 · 17 Comments

And no one really gives a shit. But it is very funny.
Maybe they are just afraid of getting capped?
Apparently they made a post on the internerd this morning exclaiming to all that they are banning themselves from our fair city. Here is an excerpt:
“We’ve had troubles with Philly promoters before thinking they can switch things […]

Tags: philadelphia · breaking news · bad parenting

Nerd alert: Stephen Petranek knows how the world is going to end.

October 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment

Particle accelerators? Mutant corn? Aliens? Depression?! We’re fucked!

I’d be curious to find out if his list has been revised since this was filmed in 2002. If you don’t have time to watch the whole thing, I’d suggest fast-forwarding to the part about asteroids. Also, check out the comments that people left..

Tags: history · hermitude · destruction · alien · robots · breaking news · internetz

MLS Philadelphia

October 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments

The Highly anticipated push for an MLS (Major League Soccer, for youz n00bs) team in Philadelphia has made a significant step forward! Delaware county has agreed to allocate $30 million dollars for a Chester Waterfront soccer-specific stadium. Rumor has it that the funds are coming from slot revenues at Delaware County casinos. The estimated […]

Tags: sports · philadelphia · breaking news · mls · casinos · money · stadium

Canadian Band Stars to Sean Agnew “Meow! Meow! Meow!”

October 16th, 2007 · 3 Comments

I kinda hate jacking from BCO but if I don’t then whatever…According to a post Mr. Ardmore made on BCO, the critically acclaimed Canadian indiepop band Stars asked for an additional security detail for their upcoming Philly show - specifically because of the number of homicides in Philadelphia this year! What a bunch of […]

Tags: DIY · indie rock · violence · injuries · douchebags · philadelphia · class warfare · egomania · breaking news · awkward · wtf is this

Beerz Beerz Beerz

October 4th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Finally! After months of disputing, state senators have developed a viable bill that would change where and how Pennsylvanians buy beer (just like heaven)! The proposal would allow beer distributors to sell six-packs and by September–they could begin selling 12-packs, 18-packs, or any other package up to 24 beers! The bill would also give restaurants, […]

Tags: philadelphia · booze · breaking news · beer

Say It Ain’t So, G.I. Joe!

October 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Paramount Pictures has confirmed that a “G.I. Joe” film will begin production in February and is scheduled for a release in summer 2009! Don’t drop your trousers too fast though…G.I. Joe will become an acronym for “Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity” — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys (please be Cobra). […]

Tags: movies · gay · stupid · time wasting · film · breaking news · lasers · politically correct · yo joe · totally fucked

Hurray Phillies Post-season!

October 1st, 2007 · 3 Comments

Huzzah! The Mets fell apart and now the Phillies are headed to the playoffs. My vampire ass definitely fears the curse, but perhaps this could be our year!

Tags: news · gaming · chetrasho · god · dystopia · gambling · zombies · philadelphia · gay · dumb animals · class war · case of the mondays · stupid · youz · da neighbahood · PSA · breaking news · Phillies · killadelphia · propaganda · balls · poopaganda

Poibella releases compoi0: Viva la Free Musique!

September 20th, 2007 · 2 Comments

The internet has been boiling over with poop excitement since the free diy record label poibella released its debut album, compoi0. The album is free to download and contains 29 banging and semi-banging tracks from a variety of “artists.” Poibella plans to release several solo albums this year (also free) and then compoi1 next summer. […]

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Fun Vampires End Of The Summer Vacation

September 13th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Apparently all of us here at FV are on vacation!!! I Just wanted to let everyone know that we still love you! Seriously…WE SUCK.

Tags: douchebags · breaking news · poop · something weird · vacation

Philly Weekend Picks!

September 7th, 2007 · No Comments

Oh shit! This weekend is gonna be WILD!

Tags: punk history · vinyl · hip hop · music · DIY · indie rock · sports · events · television · dancing · mixtape · philadelphia · booze · punk · new york · drugs · free stuff · TV · C R E A M · breaking news · live music · calendar · fanboyism · whatwedoissecret · weekend picks · eagles

Philly’s Low Budgets To Release Another Video

September 6th, 2007 · 4 Comments

With the release of their third album, ‘Leave Us A Loan,’ The Low Budgets also will release their second video directed by local filmmaker Robert A. Masciantonio who just finished shooting a short film starring the band called ‘The Cursed Organ’ just a couple of weeks earlier. Enjoy a couple of pics from the […]

Tags: music · philadelphia · booze · punk · music videos · film · breaking news

Labor Day Weekend, Philly Was Workin’

September 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment

9 Murders in the past 4 days. Way to go Philadelphia, you really know how to have a good time. Keep up the good work. Also Saturday night I was right around the corner from the Broad and Reed murder and my friend walked past the medical guys examining the body, THIS SHIT IS REAL

Tags: events · curses · violence · injuries · douchebags · philadelphia · blood · gay · stupid · South Philly · crazy fucks · breaking news · cops · killadelphia · murder · brains · hatchet wound

Born Against Are F*#@ing Dead! Or Are They?

September 4th, 2007 · 5 Comments

It seems legendary and long defunct Born Against have been playing shows lately and just so you don’t get caught wearing a lampshade we got the scoop right here to keep you in the know. More bad Born Against puns after the jump!

Tags: DIY · hardcore · douchebags · crazy fucks · breaking news · live music