To continue my Doctor Who for Beginners series I began a million years ago with Daleks for Dummies, I’d like to start a new subseries where I introduce you to each of the Doctors and plow my way through the first four so I can start talking shit about Davison, Colin Baker, and McCoy. […]

It’s a slow day at the FV office. Why don’t you grab a donut and learn from CNN about what goes through the mind of a police officer.
P.S. - Fuck ‘em!

Time Machine time: It’s back in they day and you are hanging out in Trenton at City Gardens wating for Quicksand to play. How do you kill that time in between bands? You could play pinball or try to scam on chicks. Nah! That’s stuff too jock-ish. You need something to read and Norm Arenas’ […]

Lil Wayne’s been fucking shit up lately. Since his last “official” release “Tha Carter II”, dude’s dropped an insane number of mixtapes: freestyles, remixes, live tracks and collabs. Many are available for free on the interweb but sometimes they have ads edited over the music, “YOU JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY AN […]

Jeopardy is probably my favorite TV show. Last night while watching the show I was amused to note that one of the contestants was sporting the early to mid 90’s emo/indierocker look. She had on these cat eye glasses and she looked like, well, she looked like she’d just gotten back from the More Than […]

Start your monday off right…At The Movies

So somehow I wound up being a theoretical mathematician. It’s a pretty good life thus far but what is it good for? Well, math pays my bills and that aint bad… But there’s alot more than that. Check this video of mad genious Timothy Gowers for a glimpse and, if you’re still awake afterwards, check […]

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

I’m revealing a bit more of my inner nerd than I’d like but there was a time when I, if asked about a particular band, could rattle off all the “ex-members of ” stats and side projects connected to the band, including all one off releases and joke bands. Certainly not that nerdy in […]

9 Murders in the past 4 days. Way to go Philadelphia, you really know how to have a good time. Keep up the good work. Also Saturday night I was right around the corner from the Broad and Reed murder and my friend walked past the medical guys examining the body, THIS SHIT IS REAL

Bush: “They need to be eating U.S. beef! Its good for ‘em! They’ll like it!”