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Hey, Just What Philly Needs - Little Kids Set Tripping

January 24th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Philly has a pretty long history with street gangs, so kids taking dumb neighborhood pride to ridiculous heights is nothing new. What is new, however, is the expanded presence of “National” gangs like the Latin Kings, Crips and Bloods. It isn’t enough that people are getting capped in Philly for relatively minor disses - now someone can catch […]

Tags: lifestyle · fashion · violence · injuries · philadelphia · blood · killadelphia

Stabbed In The Baaaaaackk!

January 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Remember all of those dumb hardcore songs about selling out the straight-edge and stabbing your crew in the back?  Yeah, well in Philly you have to seriously watch it because on North Broad Street you literally CAN get stabbed in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! 

Tags: dystopia · injuries · philadelphia · blood · killadelphia · insanity

2 Street Mummers photos

January 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Tags: photos · zombies · philadelphia · booze · blood · sex · youz · bitches · bad parenting · cops · whatwedoissecret · pizza · mummers

Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2007 · No Comments

Happy Halloween, my dear fun vampires. Here are some “horror” themed videos to check out.

Tags: hip hop · metal · movies · zombies · heavy metal · blood · punk · music videos

Lebanon’s Drug Valley

September 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Here’s some more self-promotion with three new episodes on Lebanon, via VBS. This three-part series is about drugs and Hezbollah, with some gypsies, a disgusting camel (seriously one of the more traumatizing things I’ve ever had to edit) and a blown up bridge for good measure.

Tags: news · short films · television · dystopia · violence · destruction · blood · drugs · TV · vbs · vice · Lebanon

If you’re suffering from a case of the Mondays…

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

… then I have something which will surely make you feel more depressed. I’ve been working hard editing a documentary series for VBS.tv (you know, Vice Magazine’s online video project) about the war last summer between Hezbollah and Israel. This project is epic– I’m cutting about 20 episodes (not to mention editing Israel’s side of […]

Tags: weed · politics · television · violence · destruction · blood · drugs · case of the mondays · vbs · vice · Lebanon

Real Men Cut Their Steaks With Their Schwartz Ring

September 12th, 2007 · 2 Comments

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

Tags: gadgets · food · animals · blood · dumb animals · crazy fucks · vampire food · brains · U.S. beef · space balls · peta · lasers · instructions

Lucha Libre! Mexican Wrestling in Philly

September 10th, 2007 · 5 Comments

This needs to be an official FV Event. I saw these flyers posted all over the neighborhood and had to invite the masses. I don’t give a crap about wrestling, real or fake but when you add an awesome mask and change the language, suddenly i’m into it. This is at the old ECW building […]

Tags: sports · blood · South Philly · da neighbahood · crazy fucks · balls · lucha libre · wrestling

Labor Day Weekend, Philly Was Workin’

September 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment

9 Murders in the past 4 days. Way to go Philadelphia, you really know how to have a good time. Keep up the good work. Also Saturday night I was right around the corner from the Broad and Reed murder and my friend walked past the medical guys examining the body, THIS SHIT IS REAL

Tags: events · curses · violence · injuries · douchebags · philadelphia · blood · gay · stupid · South Philly · crazy fucks · breaking news · cops · killadelphia · murder · brains · hatchet wound

Saverio’s World, or More Giant Balls

August 28th, 2007 · 3 Comments

There has been much ado about the hit Sav Rocca was served by Antwan Barnes. Youtube videos, internet messageboards, etc have lit up with the footage and plenty of commentary about it being an “unnecessary hit”, a “cheapshot” and the like. But less people are taking the time to find out Sav’s take on this.

Tags: news · sports · television · civil disobedience · violence · destruction · douchebags · philadelphia · heavy metal · blood · retards · crazy fucks · fitness · balls

My Bloody Valentine Reunion Rumor

August 27th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Andrew Mackie tipped us that the website The Daily Swarm is reporting about a possible My Bloody Valentine reunion for next years Coachella music festival with a tour following the fest. Wait, did they ever actually break up? I think that they just went on hiatus for a million years. For some […]

Tags: news · music · indie rock · inspiration · noise · events · hot chicks · celebrity crushes · people · destruction · booze · blood · brats · drugs · legend · egomania · breaking news · fanboyism · rumor mill

The New War On Terror: The Undead!!!

August 16th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Bush: “They need to be eating U.S. beef! Its good for ‘em! They’ll like it!”

Tags: monsters · zombies · douchebags · blood · crazy fucks · breaking news · brains · U.S. beef · terror

Top 5 Songs From My Catholic Childhood

August 7th, 2007 · 12 Comments

This past Sunday I attended Mass with my parents for the first time in a few years. Not much has changed. Actually, nothing has. Still saying the same prayers, still singing the same songs I couldn’t beleive I still remembered the words. Catholic music being bad is kind of a cultural cliche’. Other religions have […]

Tags: music · inspiration · food · god · blood · music videos · bad parenting · ghosts · memorial

Straight Edge Goes Commercial

August 3rd, 2007 · 6 Comments

So I’ve been searching the web for awhile now for footage of Straight Edge in the news media. I’m specifically looking for the 48 Hours and 20/20 reports from the mid 90’s and the local Philly news affiliate coverage (I remember they were in the now long gone C.I. Records store off
South Street) that […]

Tags: punk history · music · DIY · inspiration · noise · lifestyle · nerdery · hardcore · mullen · fashion · people · curses · violence · destruction · douchebags · blood · punk · new york · fascism · suburbia · drugs · legend · retards · star wars · PSA · crazy fucks · awkward · bad parenting · addiction · yokels

X Candy Man X

August 1st, 2007 · 4 Comments

I have found my true calling at last. Candy and Coffee reviewer.When my friend brought to my attention the fact that Hershey’s was about to unleash upon us a new variety of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. I was at once excited, hungry, and oddly horny.

Tags: food · blood · C R E A M · freeganism · addiction · candy

Today in Mullenstan: More Guns for the Middle East!

July 31st, 2007 · 4 Comments

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

Tags: chetrasho · mullen · animals · godzilla · monsters · dystopia · thieves · violence · destruction · zombies · douchebags · blood · piss · gay · fascism · class warfare · keeping tabs · retards · stupid · PSA · free stuff · bitches · crazy fucks · breaking news · bad parenting · addiction · ripoff · murder · propaganda · poop

Amerikkka’s Army recruiting in the Arcade

July 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment

This should really be pissing people off but no one even cares. The United States Army is putting it’s FPS game “America’s Army” in arcades around the country to recruit your children grown men to fight for the rich white guys in charge. Because you know war is just a game and no one ever […]

Tags: gaming · mullen · civil disobedience · dystopia · violence · blood · video games · class war · commies · crazy fucks · bad parenting · propaganda

FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS 3!

July 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment

So in the form of a text message from my ex-girlfriend, I was infromed last week that new evidence has come to light in the infamous 1993 West Memphis murders . This isn’t exactly breaking news being a week old, but cut me some slack. I just got my internet turned back on. Anyhow, for […]

Tags: news · history · movies · people · violence · heavy metal · blood · film · breaking news · murder

Tour de France Update

July 24th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Alexander Vinokourov has been found guilty of preliminary doping with a blood transfusion after his win on Saturday’s time trial. His team has quit the tour with 2 general classification top places Andreas Kloden and Audrey Kashechkin in places 5 and 8 respectively. Vino who has had a rough tour will probably never be able […]

Tags: news · DIY · inspiration · sports · civil disobedience · thieves · curses · destruction · bikes · blood · drugs · PSA · TV · commies · crazy fucks · breaking news · awkward

Philly wins again!!!

July 20th, 2007 · 3 Comments

perhaps, you’ve already seen this, but perhaps you haven’t. it’s philly’s own michael lenahan getting gored in the shin by a bull at the running of the bulls.
now as someone who has actually done the running of the bulls, i have to say that you have got to be pretty stupid/drunk to actually get […]

Tags: animals · veganism · philadelphia · blood · egomania