In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Sorry Steve’s…

Uber Rich idiot Nicole Richie spent a mere one friggin hour of a four day sentence in jail today for driving the fucking wrong way down a California freeway while stoned and whacked out of her puny mind. She could have killed someone but as we all know that means jack shit. Check out this […]

Since things have slowed down here a bit, I figured there’s no better time than the present to get all livejournal/xanga up in this bitch. So recently this Fun Vampire has watching a British show called Totally Frank, on some channel that I think is named Family Room HD. The show is […]

Ever since i heard the term “Pro-ana” (pro-anorexia) i’ve been amazed at how huge and open their, for lack of a better term, movement is. The BBC is doing a report on how these groups are thriving on internet social networking sites like myspace and facebook.  “Dr John Morgan, a consultant psychiatrist St George’s University […]

Via Yahoo: “BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring “Hello Kitty,” the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday….. “Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and […]

So a little while back we made a message board and i kind of forgot about it and so did everyone else. But here is a friendly reminder to use it. Also commenting is easy! You don’t even have to sign up. Just plug a name, any old name in there along with your comment, […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]

Mondays can be hard. Walk it out with this illness.

It seems that the crazy/beautiful, talented and vegan (ie. perfect for me) Fiona Apple likes her dudes old and dirty like Jonathan Ames. Keep going for a hot make-out picture and a link to the full story and some videos and bullshit…

Happy hump day, TVWKers! There’s this british shit where you can watch tv. I’ve been watching this show Peep Show and it’s kinda funny. If the first episode amuses you, they only get better. Remember there’s a reason for goofing off at work. We’re smashing the system. One mind numbing episode at a time. Until […]

me and s. frank are meeting up in chicago tonight so we can attend this hipster convention. friday night only. yeah, spiderland, liquid swords, and daydream nation.
i’m going to eat a lot of hot dogs and a lot of pizza. funvampires hit up all the douchey shizz!

I’m super over anything with the retarded American Apparel look, even if it’s ironic. BUT, bowling is rad and even more rad, this is in a church basement. And what’s more godly than half naked hipster chicks getting totally wasted while groping some big balls and getting whirled by South Philly Guidos? Sound like your […]

I’m sooooooooooooooooo sorry.
Morrissey regrettably had to end his show at Boston’s Bank Of America Pavillion last night after 30 minutes due to a throat infection that made it impossible for him to continue.

Sometimes in life (boredom), you can punch some words into a search engine (yahoo!) and stumble (seach until 3am) upon a site that elicits a snicker (ROTFLMFAOASCOOMN [rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and spewing coffee out of my nose]). One such instance of this just occured, when after posting here […]

Being a choir nerd myself (University of Pennsylvania Choir 2002-2004 reprasent nigga) i have a special place in my heart for this. But really anyone that doesn’t love this should get got. Via Supertouch.

Or Paris Hilton freed from 3 day vacation in fake prison

From CNN.com LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Paris Hilton was freed from jail Thursday morning, just three days after she began serving what was to be a 23-day sentence for violating probation, according to celebrity Web site TMZ.com.
TMZ.com quoted what it called “unimpeachable sources” […]