USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! […]

Fucking I feel like I’m going to puke my goddamned face off. Somebody bring me some miso soup or something.

WARNING: This shit is fucked up! Now that we got that out of the way, you have to watch this. Remember the Real Doll documentary? This is basically the same thing but instead of fucking the dolls, these people care for them as if they were real children! These are super realistic dolls that to […]

Here’s a quick photo sampler of last night’s revelry on the famed and storied path of 2 Street on New Year’s Day. The babes, babies, booze, underaged drinking, broken glass, cops, fights, pizza, thugs, harmony, are truly something to behold, after the jump.

Labuda wanted me to wish you all a merry whatever and let you know that we probably won’t be posting for the next few days unless someone gets especially cheery. So yeah, peace out, don’t kill anyone, try to tolerate your family and keep sending us your tips because we’ll still be checking the email […]

The title pretty much says it all. Not like anyone is surprised.

Alfonso Ribeiro presents: Breakin’ and Poppin’ circa 1985. No one is born a dancer. NO ONE!

And no one really gives a shit. But it is very funny.
Maybe they are just afraid of getting capped?
Apparently they made a post on the internerd this morning exclaiming to all that they are banning themselves from our fair city. Here is an excerpt:
“We’ve had troubles with Philly promoters before thinking they can switch things […]

Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

Tomorrow night, first friday our pal and lunch buddy Ed Looram is curating a show at the 222 Gallery in ye olde city. Artists include eric elms, jeremy dean, luke barber smith and more. I asked, nay forced Ed to give me an explanation of the show in his own words and he finally complied.
“So […]

Uber Rich idiot Nicole Richie spent a mere one friggin hour of a four day sentence in jail today for driving the fucking wrong way down a California freeway while stoned and whacked out of her puny mind. She could have killed someone but as we all know that means jack shit. Check out this […]

As you know i live in South Philly, in “the neighborhood”. You don’t fuck with anyone’s shit here lest you are willing to suffer the wrath. Some shitface privileged white fucks think it’s cool to get mad ups by painting directly on people’s houses. This will not stand. Whatever happened to self control and […]

Now your dog(s) can exact revenge on Canine Public Enemy No. 1, Michael Vick, with the VickDog Chew Toy. Sure it looks like someone took a mold of a JJ Walker doll and slapped a number 7 on it, but it’s the thought that counts right? You can cop one at vicksdogchewtoy.com and though […]

This might not be the newest thing on the entire internetz but it caught our attention. A batty cat lady has crammed 130 pussies into her puny pinko commie flat in Moscow. I thought having two rescued pitty bulls was a handful, but now i see that i have it easy. Do yourself a favor, […]

Ever since i heard the term “Pro-ana” (pro-anorexia) i’ve been amazed at how huge and open their, for lack of a better term, movement is. The BBC is doing a report on how these groups are thriving on internet social networking sites like myspace and facebook.  “Dr John Morgan, a consultant psychiatrist St George’s University […]

This past Sunday I attended Mass with my parents for the first time in a few years. Not much has changed. Actually, nothing has. Still saying the same prayers, still singing the same songs I couldn’t beleive I still remembered the words. Catholic music being bad is kind of a cultural cliche’. Other religions have […]

NBC reporter Michelle Madigan thought she was smarter than the hax0rz at DefCon15 and tried to get the hax0rz to admit on hidden camera that they were up to no good. Of course these computer minded geniuses were not dumb enough to fall for it. So they turned the tables and outed this dumbass publicly. […]

So I’ve been searching the web for awhile now for footage of Straight Edge in the news media. I’m specifically looking for the 48 Hours and 20/20 reports from the mid 90’s and the local Philly news affiliate coverage (I remember they were in the now long gone C.I. Records store off
South Street) that […]