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Nerdy computer tattoo guy is not so nerdy after all

August 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Okay, so a while back I posted here about really bad logo tattoos. One in particular stood out– a Dell tattoo. To me, Dell is a kind of lame, nothing-brand– not one that I thought anybody would be stoked about enough to get it branded on them for life. So I made fun of the […]

Tags: art&design · breaking news · awkward · tats · awfultattoos · tattoos

The Wizard of OZ?

July 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here’s a weird one - back in the middle of the night in August 2007, a guy began to spray-paint a congratulatory message to a newlywed couple on the side wall of a store. Two of his friends acted as lookouts. Two Philly cops allegedly jumped out of their squad car and chased the graffiti artist. When they caught […]

Tags: art&design · philadelphia · awkward · cops · philadelphia legends · graffiti · art

Age of Conan - First Impressions - The Saga of Mmhrnmhm

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Age of Conan went live last week, and I couldn’t help but see how it compared to Funcom’s last MMORPG offering: Anarchy Online. I just got it yesterday; follow the jump to read my impressions.

Tags: monsters · hermitude · video games · robots · awkward · fanboyism · laziness · fantasy · wizards · Lebanon · yo joe · money · u mad · n00bz · RIP · d20 · fresh prince · nightlife · mmorpgs · barbarians · conan

Old Media Vs. New Media

May 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

 
 Oh man. I kinda feel guilty even posting this but it’s an interesting trainwreck to watch. The other night on HBO’s Costas Now, Bob had a roundtable discussion with Buzz Bissinger - the award winning author (Friday Night Lights) and former reporter for the Chicago Tribune and the Philadelphia Inquirer and Deadspin.com founder/editor/blogger Will Leitch and Cleveland Browns […]

Tags: sports · television · brats · awkward · wtf is this

Awful Tattoos: the worst of the worst (NSFW reader submission)

April 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This tattoo is so bad and so NSFW that I can’t show it above the jump.
Alex wrote to me, and said “the bet was high card draw best 2 out of 3 winner got to pick, but had to pay for the losers tattoo.” Click to find out what the winner picked for him, but […]

Tags: crazy fucks · awkward · balls · tats · awfultattoos · tattoos · holy shit · nsfw

I’m going LARPing this weekend

April 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So yeah. I’m a LARPer. I’ve only been into it for a year or so, so I’m no huge expert, but I’m pretty into it and I think it’s a fun way to spend a weekend. This weekend I’m going to NPC* a game my friend helps to run. It’s awesome and involves Samurai and […]

Tags: photos · nerdery · injuries · crazy fucks · awkward · fantasy · photography · geeks · larping

Ed Rendell Equates College Kids Stoked On Obama With Jonestown Massacre

April 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

I always thought that PA Governor Ed Rendell seemed like a pretty cool guy but a recent Huffington Post article (posted before Hillary Clinton’s “big” win in Pennsylvania) shows the ex mayor of Philadelphia acting like a salty old baby to a small group of college kids.

Tags: politics · people · philadelphia · awkward · election · u mad

The (Cupcake) Cult

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Have you ever wondered to yourself “What do you think The Cult’s Ian Astbury has been up to lately? Do you think he likes cupcakes??”
 Sometimes I wonder about things like that…

Tags: food · love · sweets · music videos · awkward · something weird · wtf is this · video

Philebrity Get Pranked By Clockcleaner Member And Then Sic Lawyer On Him?

February 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

A few weeks ago, before the flu absolutely crippled me for a while, a friend pointed out a weird posting on the Philebrity blog. Philebrity editor and co-founder Joey Sweeney has long since held a giant grudge against (or hard-on for) the Philadelphia noise-punk mess known as Clockcleaner. This grudge is childish to the point […]

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Udderly Ripped

February 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

The fitness craze is just getting out of control if you ask me. Even our barnyard pals the cows have gotten on the band wagon. In this National Geographic video clip we have an interesting case of science and good old fashioned animal husbandry creating essentially the bovine version of a Pumping Iron […]

Tags: science · mullen · animals · dystopia · veganism · awkward · balls · insanity

Fashion Week Faux Pas - DKNY Rip Off Memorials to Killed Bike Riders

February 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s fashion week in New York. I was shocked to read on fashionindie that, in a baffling display of crass co-option, fashion label DKNY have been locking these bright orange bikes to poles at various locations in Manhattan. That would be a great way of getting peoples attention except

Tags: fashion · bikes · new york · stupid · awkward · ripoff · memorial · something weird · wtf is this

Touch Me, I’m Sick

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Fucking I feel like I’m going to puke my goddamned face off. Somebody bring me some miso soup or something.

Tags: awkward · bad parenting · totally fucked · day of the working dead

Video: My Real Fake Baby

January 10th, 2008 · 4 Comments

WARNING: This shit is fucked up! Now that we got that out of the way, you have to watch this. Remember the Real Doll documentary? This is basically the same thing but instead of fucking the dolls, these people care for them as if they were real children! These are super realistic dolls that to […]

Tags: awkward · bad parenting

More Pics of Mummer Madness

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Our friend O.B . hooked us up with some awesome Mummers pics that he flicked while watching the rain delayed parade on New Years Day - including one of a guy with a tattoo on his back that says ‘Mummers Forever.’ That’s some hardcore dedication!

Tags: photos · inspiration · philadelphia · booze · South Philly · youz · da neighbahood · awkward · yokels · something weird · wtf is this · space is the place · insanity · mummers

Awful Tattoos: Food (Mexican)

December 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment

Here is a special treat for you all: taco and enchilada themed tattoos. You didn’t think they existed, did you?
I can’t even think of anything witty to say about them. They’re just too much. Hit the jump for a cornucopia of the best of the worst.

Tags: food · awkward · balls · tats · awfultattoos · case of the fridays

It wouldn’t be the holidays if it wasn’t awkward.

December 21st, 2007 · No Comments

The classic christmas collab of Bing and Bowie. The beginning dialogue feels like a porno, but no worries… they keep it G rated.

Tags: inspiration · awkward · case of the fridays

Bloated Philly Government Agency That Nobody Likes Gets Television Spotlight

December 11th, 2007 · No Comments

This is kind of insane.  Yesterday, A&E announced the Jan. 8 premiere of Parking Wars a 20-episode series that looks at the men and women who, depending on your point of view, either help keep our streets clear or make our lives miserable -  the ticket-writers, booters and tow-truck drivers of the Philadelphia Parking Authority.
My favorite […]

Tags: violence · douchebags · philadelphia · fascism · stupid · TV · awkward · cops · wtf is this · u mad

Because Track Bikes Suck

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Fixed Push, motherfucker!

Tags: guides · lifestyle · movies · injuries · bikes · douchebags · retards · stupid · PSA · awkward · whatwedoissecret · internetz · wtf is this · totally fucked · insanity

We All Died

November 30th, 2007 · 3 Comments

I know we suck, but we are still going to rape you!

Tags: awkward · suck

Inanimate Children Spun To Death!

November 28th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Alfonso Ribeiro presents: Breakin’ and Poppin’ circa 1985. No one is born a dancer. NO ONE!

Tags: guides · books · dancing · sweaty babies · stupid · awkward · bad parenting · famous idiots · instructions · awesome parenting