“there will be free drinks and music and the normal first friday crap.”
Philadelphia Legend and FunVampires Tyrant, Hans Pecans, rocks this upcoming first Friday at Reward.  Don’t sleep on this one, chumps!

I got an invite on flickr to allow my d20 tattoo to be added to a geek tattoo group. Obviously, I accepted. Browsing through it, I also came across some new geeky tattoos that I haven’t seen before. The good, the bad, and the WTF? after the jump:

Okay, so a while back I posted here about really bad logo tattoos. One in particular stood out– a Dell tattoo. To me, Dell is a kind of lame, nothing-brand– not one that I thought anybody would be stoked about enough to get it branded on them for life. So I made fun of the […]

I’m going to see the movie in 3 hours and I cannot wait!!! I am avoiding all blog posts and reviews so as not to spoil it for myself, but I can’t stop thinking about the X-Files. So, I’m doing a post about two of my favorite things in the world: tattoos, and The X-Files.

This tattoo is so bad and so NSFW that I can’t show it above the jump.
Alex wrote to me, and said “the bet was high card draw best 2 out of 3 winner got to pick, but had to pay for the losers tattoo.” Click to find out what the winner picked for him, but […]

I’ve been neglecting FV for far too long, but the truth is that I got tired of trashing tattoos. Sure, it’s funny to laugh at awful tattoos, but after I was at it for a while, it started to get depressing. There were just so many of them.
So now I’m changing my game plan […]

Here is a special treat for you all: taco and enchilada themed tattoos. You didn’t think they existed, did you?
I can’t even think of anything witty to say about them. They’re just too much. Hit the jump for a cornucopia of the best of the worst.

The title pretty much says it all. Not like anyone is surprised.

I’d like to apologize for the lack of awful tattoo postings lately. It’s not that I have run out of material (far from it), I just have been really busy. Today I want to show you some really bad pizza tattoos. I posted about this already in my old blog, but I have some new […]

As requested: awful and nerdy videogame tattoos. This is the first of what I am sure will be many installments: console and controller tattoos.
Please keep in mind that these are in the category “good execution, bad idea” — the artist did a good job (although those stars up top look really squished and weird and, […]

There’s nothing more sad than a badly done portrait tattoo. I recently found a good handful of them, and thought I’d share. This first one is woman-with- spider-nose- and-half-a-head.

Which do you think is more zombie-like? Which is the worse tattoo? Are the blanked-out eyes supposed to show that the guy is magical and mystical? I think it just makes them look dead and evil and sketchy, and really hungry for brains, which is not exactly the first thing that is supposed to come […]

I like to play a game called “WTF is this?”, which involves bad tattoos that make no sense. This particular tattoo is from an “artist” I found on myspace, who I’ll call C. He has provided me with many bad tattoo gems (more to be posted in the future) but I think this one […]

During my spare time at work, I’ve been searching the web high and low for the most terrible, horrible, awful tattoos out there. I started a blog (awfultattoos.blogspot.com), realized I didn’t have enough time to update it daily, and have now moved to a snazzy new home at FV! To start off my posting here, […]