Well hello there, Fun Vampire! My name is Murray, I’m 42 years young and I’m a happily married man to a demon who is ruining my life. I’ve been a fan of your blog for a long time! (though I must admit, the first time I tried to go here I accidentally typed “unfunvampires.com” […]

Who knew that lunch could be this awesome? After the jump, more incredibly nerdy bento boxes.

USC’s Gamepipe brings us Lockdown, which they describe as “a serious game for incident response to school shootings.” Obviously, this game, or simulator, or training application, however you want to bill it, isn’t about graphics, but I can’t stop thinking of Playmobil as I look at the video.
It’s supposed to be used to teach SWAT […]

I poindextered this video from god plays dice. Not too long ago they had a sweet article on optimizing your baby mama/daddy. Math on.

Sami hooked me up with this kid. He can speak for himself.

Breaking News From the Fun Vampires Scientific Research Team! FV Science Lead Mike Hore writes: “I apologize for my laziness. I apologize for the slow response. You see, I have been engaged in a great amount of scholarly research regarding a grand unified theory of deez nutz. As Einstein discovered late in his life, […]

My boy Edro showed me these works of art this morning. One of his boys left ye olde Playmobil Pirates on the radiator and viola! now they are art. Interestingly, they feel more brittle now and would probably break if you dropped them. Feel free to click on the image for a larger version […]

Labuda wanted me to wish you all a merry whatever and let you know that we probably won’t be posting for the next few days unless someone gets especially cheery. So yeah, peace out, don’t kill anyone, try to tolerate your family and keep sending us your tips because we’ll still be checking the email […]

Alfonso Ribeiro presents: Breakin’ and Poppin’ circa 1985. No one is born a dancer. NO ONE!

Check out this awesome Big Daddy / Little Sister Halloween get up. So cute i want to puke. If you don’t know what this is referencing you are not nerdy enough. RAPTURE.