In order to learn the public about science we’re kicking off the Fun Vampires Summer Science Kamp with this chemistry lesson. Once you’ve mastered this material, you should keep going for math and biology.

Natalie Portman (who FV nerd-types may know from her role as Padmé Amidala in the Star Wars prequels Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith) has always been an advocate of environmental causes. We’ve been slacking a bit on the style info here at FV. Anyway, I just found out that Ms. […]

Amigurumi is the Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small stuffed animals and anthropomorphic creatures.
I found an etsy seller who makes awesome Star Wars Amigurumi. Keep reading for more, plus other nerdy arts and crafts.

Do all of you know about etsy.com? It’s a rad website where you can buy handmade stuff straight from the seller and not bother with auction madness. I hereby pledge to wade through the billions of wares sold on etsy to periodically bring you the best in nerdy arts and crafts. After the jump: cthulhu, […]

Last week i went to the Phils v. Astros game. While walking through the Spectrum parking lot i saw some elephants looks totally bored and not stoked but i was still capitvated by their beauty. It’s quite a shame these majestic buddies are hanging out waiting to amuse the circus goers in the spectrum […]

R.I.P. - Philadelphia’s own Puzzles the giraffe.

The fitness craze is just getting out of control if you ask me. Even our barnyard pals the cows have gotten on the band wagon. In this National Geographic video clip we have an interesting case of science and good old fashioned animal husbandry creating essentially the bovine version of a Pumping Iron […]

R.I.P. Roy Scheider
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
Here’s the original theatrical trailer for Jaws…

Looking for some bully love? Intrigued by the phenomenon that is litter-trained bunnies? This is the February installment of the monthly spot on FV that will feature some of the bestest and most urgent animals available for foster care and adoption at the PAWS shelter in Philly… The City of Brotherly Love is home […]

Finally, we’re number one at something - and that something is the Number One American Sports Mascot as reported by Forbes.com

Looking for a dog to take to the Clark Park Bowl? Looking for a cat to help keep the mice outta your box of soft pretzels? How ’bout a bunny for your classroom? From now til forever there will be a new monthly spot on FV that will feature some of the bestest animals available […]

Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy […]

Are you stuck with nothing to do this weekend? Will you be home alone, staring at your computer, wishing your life was more exciting and full of awesomeness? If so, let me introduce you to The Cute Show.
The Cute Show is just about the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of working on. […]

dudes, this could not be any crazier:
A 48-year-old Lake Elsinore woman has accused the three of abducting, beating and dumping her in Mexico late last month. The accused are the 45-year-old man the woman had been living with and two of his friends, said Detective Joe Greco of the Lake Elsinore Police Department. Greco said […]

mmmmmmm…….Laser Cut meats! Now if they would have only spelled out mooooo!!! Check out how it is done after the jump!

So last week I was discussing a particular Anthony Bourdain episode of No Reservations with a friend. It was the one where he visits the Pacific Northwest and discovers food-inspired tattoos, geoducks and…maple-bacon doughnuts. Yes, maple-bacon doughnuts, but this is not what I want to share with you my friends. I introduce to you nature’s […]

Bricklaying Productions of Philadelphia is looking for a Camera Man to film people dropping steamers on random objects! If you don’t mind some shit on your hands check out their Craigslist Ad! On a side note check out these assholes (literally)…

This might not be the newest thing on the entire internetz but it caught our attention. A batty cat lady has crammed 130 pussies into her puny pinko commie flat in Moscow. I thought having two rescued pitty bulls was a handful, but now i see that i have it easy. Do yourself a favor, […]

remember the good old days of myspace, before it was overtaken by the evil empire and artists gave away their mp3’s for free just because? it doesn’t happen anymore. except in the case of SUMMER FOX. inspired by the recording aesthetic of your favorite lo-fi bands of the early 90’s and […]

The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries […]