Well hello there, Fun Vampire! My name is Murray, I’m 42 years young and I’m a happily married man to a demon who is ruining my life. I’ve been a fan of your blog for a long time! (though I must admit, the first time I tried to go here I accidentally typed “unfunvampires.com” […]
Entries Tagged as 'addiction'
It’s Murray’s World…We’re Just Gaming in It
September 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: wii · video games · bad parenting · addiction · xbox 360 · awesome parenting · art · atari · playstation
Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Maibock
May 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Happy May Day. Go out and celebrate the workers of the world (if you’re really into Propaghandi) or Walpurgisnacht (if you prefer Sabbath). Either way, drink a Maibock.
Think of Maibock as sort of the traditional German equivalent of malt liquor. It’s light in color and body, sweet and dangerously high in alcohol. Unlike malt liquor, […]
Tags: food · booze · drugs · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · geeks · yuppievampires
Young Dumb and Full of Beer: Last Call For Hop Wallop
April 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Every week, Young, Dumb and Full of Beer will highlight a different beer. Sometimes it will highlight a couple of beers. Usually they will be local, since Philly has some of the best breweries in the country, but sometimes I will throw in a beer from elsewhere. It will be nerdy, but hopefully approachable, even […]
Tags: food · philadelphia · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · vegan · yuppievampires
Introducing: Young, Dumb and Full of Beer
April 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: news · guides · nerdery · booze · PSA · addiction · fanboyism · vampire food · beer · n00bz
Phillie Phanatic - Still Vegan!
March 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments
I’ve admitted as much on here before but it bears repeating - I care more about gross ballpark food than I do about baseball. We were thrilled when Citizens Bank Park offered up some amazing vegetarian options last year. But when Hans FV went to a game to investigate, he was let down. Never one […]
Tags: sports · veganism · philadelphia · South Philly · addiction · fanboyism · Phillies · vampire food · Baseball · stadium · south philadelphia
Straight-Edge Revenge
February 12th, 2008 · No Comments
Lawrence Dugan Sr. left Delaware County Court yesterday a free man, having already served the one-month sentence he received for nearly stabbing his heroin-addicted son to death…”I went nuts. I started hacking at him and screaming, ‘You ruined my life!’ ” Dugan told Daily News columnist Jill Porter when she visited him at the Delaware […]
Tags: news · hardcore · thieves · violence · philadelphia · drugs · addiction · yokels
Shortwave, A new iphone theme, by yours truly.
January 17th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Fellow gadget loving dorks, i present you with something i spent far too long making that still is not ready for public release. The Shortwave iphone theme. I’ve been wanting to make something like this for a while and i finally got to work on it. I’m going to gauge interest and possible do some […]
50 cent and his crew busted snortin dat snow
December 5th, 2007 · 2 Comments
The title pretty much says it all. Not like anyone is surprised.
Tags: C R E A M · bad parenting · addiction · awfultattoos
Beautiful World Syndicate Open a New West Philly Location
November 14th, 2007 · 3 Comments
It’s kind of crazy - with technology enabling anyone with five minutes to kill and internet access the ability to find and download even the most obscure music - vinyl records seem to be seeing a bit of a resurgence. The coolest thing about this whole MP3 revolution is that I now have fast […]
Tags: vinyl · music · DIY · nerdery · collections · people · philadelphia · storefronts · South Philly · addiction · whatwedoissecret
David Simon of ‘The Wire’ (aka - the best show on television) Keeps It Real in the New Yorker
October 25th, 2007 · No Comments
HBO’s series The Wire really is the best show on television. The final episode of season four was absolutely heart breaking. I can’t wait for the last season to start. This week the New Yorker has a great profile on the producer, writer and creator of the show, David Simon.
Check it: Stealing Life
Tags: nerdery · violence · drugs · TV · addiction · fanboyism · murder
Lazy Reviewer: 2 movies, 2 video games and 1 album.
October 15th, 2007 · 4 Comments
This is part of a new series i’m going to do because i read, see, buy, and listen to a lot of shit every week / month but i’m too lazy and too distracted to sit and write something about each thing cohesively. Now i will give you only the info you need to […]
Tags: art&design · music · gaming · nerdery · celebrity crushes · toys · video games · film · addiction · xbox 360 · almost free music · lazy reviews
Labuda Hearts WPRB or Maria Tessa Sciarrino asks FV readers “Do you want new wave or do you want the truth?”
October 10th, 2007 · 15 Comments
Princeton University’s WPRB is one of (if not THEE) best college radio stations in the entire country. Recently, the student senior board and the station’s Board of Trustees decided that a community-based solution centering on a membership drive was needed to strengthen the station’s future. YIKES!
Tags: vinyl · hip hop · music · DIY · indie rock · inspiration · metal · events · hardcore · people · free music · mixtape · hippies · philadelphia · heavy metal · punk · new york · legend · PSA · live music · addiction · fanboyism · Neo-psychedelia · internet · new jersey · wtf is this · helpsomeoneforonce · almost free music
Stuck at work? Watch the Phils game for free!
October 4th, 2007 · 4 Comments
A secret source gave us this link which will be a life saver for many of us that hate the gamecast. Click here for the link, works with Windows Media Player.
Tags: addiction · Phillies · NLDS · Baseball
Vampire Report: Halo 3 NYC Launch Party
September 27th, 2007 · 13 Comments
Sent in by Christiaan Rule, aka GA7CA.
It was just after 5 pm and the hype train had been running through my head all day. In less then an hour I would be at Microsoft’s New York offices playing halo3 with countless other gaming nerds. I had scored this rare and prized opportunity through a friend […]
Tags: gaming · nerdery · celebrity crushes · alien · new york · video games · awkward · addiction · xbox 360 · XBLA · master chief
Richie Hail Social Talks About His Annoying Fashion Obsession
September 24th, 2007 · 3 Comments
I guess there is this new Phillyblog written by some people that used to write a column for Philebrity. The new jawn is called Ugh News or something like that. Maybe it is just called Ugh. I don’t know. In any case, they decided that it would be a good idea to write something […]
Tags: sneakers · streetwear · indie rock · nerdery · collections · people · philadelphia · addiction · slang · rumor mill · wtf is this
This Friday Still Ill Returns to the M-Room
August 28th, 2007 · No Comments
The last time we did this it was siiiiiiiick and this time it’s gonna be even more wildout. Here is your advanced warning on the Friday Night Fun Vampires Sure Shot Jumpoff!
Tags: vinyl · hip hop · music · DIY · events · hot chicks · fashion · mixtape · philadelphia · egomania · C R E A M · breaking news · addiction · calendar · weekend picks
Another Rich Talentless Retard gets away with murder.
August 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Uber Rich idiot Nicole Richie spent a mere one friggin hour of a four day sentence in jail today for driving the fucking wrong way down a California freeway while stoned and whacked out of her puny mind. She could have killed someone but as we all know that means jack shit. Check out this […]
Tags: people · booze · bitches · bad parenting · addiction · hatchet wound · famous idiots
Finally, Disposable Flasks
August 23rd, 2007 · 4 Comments
Pocket Shots has created the hard liquor lover’s equivelant to boxed wine. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tags: lifestyle · injuries · booze · gluten free · drugs · addiction · taste bud rape
FV Confessions: I’m a Perv.
August 22nd, 2007 · 4 Comments
Since things have slowed down here a bit, I figured there’s no better time than the present to get all livejournal/xanga up in this bitch. So recently this Fun Vampire has watching a British show called Totally Frank, on some channel that I think is named Family Room HD. The show is […]
Tags: lifestyle · movies · love · television · hot chicks · celebrity crushes · interracial dating · bitches · addiction · losers
Bioshock for Xbox 360 Review
August 20th, 2007 · 7 Comments
So as we wrote last week, we here at the FV Fun Palace got our bloody hands on a couple copies of Bioshock a full week before release thanks to the screw ups at Toys R Us. I’ve been playing the crap out of this game and i’m going to tell you a bit about […]
Tags: art&design · gaming · history · dystopia · destruction · video games · class war · addiction · xbox 360

