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It’s Murray’s World…We’re Just Gaming in It

September 16th, 2008 by murray · 1 Comment

Murray is being dominated!

Well hello there, Fun Vampire! My name is Murray, I’m 42 years young and I’m a happily married man to a demon who is ruining my life. I’ve been a fan of your blog for a long time! (though I must admit, the first time I tried to go here I accidentally typed “unfunvampires.com” and ended up at HBO’s True Blood site! That show s*cks!)

If you haven’t already checked out my hot podcast, now is DEFINITELY the time. We’re pretty much about to go global with this thing and it might be your last chance to say “you knew me when”. The “when” being the time I was a terminally depressed and constantly hectored by my demon tormentor and our 9 year old hellspawn. Soon I’ll be sipping a daiquiri with Cindy Crawford in Cabo.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: link!? All you need to do is go to the itunes store and search “our uav is online” and hit subscribe! It’s the show for gamers, by gamers. We tackle all things video games, but the most important thing to me is to keep the yucks coming. I remember that Groucho Marx’s son said living with his father was unbearable, because he was always “on”. I aspire to be the same way. Unfortunately my son is retarded, and cannot understand human speech. - Murray

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Tags: wii · video games · bad parenting · addiction · xbox 360 · awesome parenting · art · atari · playstation

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